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Just kidding. Henin Hardenne beat Butch.

Belgian Justine Henin Hardenne beat she-male (Seriously, how do they let her on the court? I accept the fact that you can’t just whip up their skirts and look but just look into her eyes… her manly eyes… and then check out her muscles!) Serena Williams,6-4 6-3, to book a place in the French Open semi-finals.

Despite Williams being the overwhelming favourite, Hardenne managed her first win over Williams since 2003, which incidentally allowed Williams to come in contact with his (I’m so frickin’ funny! I said “he”! Because she’s like a man! geddit? geddit? Damn you don’t get it) feminine side, leaving the court in tears… she was crying I mean… not the spectators… they were clapping… for Henin Hardenne… just saying.

Henin goes on to face Jelena Jankovic in the semi-finals when she will seek to extend her Open-era record of winning 31 consecutive sets in Paris dating back to 2005.

You might be starting to see some changes on SoggyCornflakes.

You might also be saying that SoggyCornflakes has sold out.

My answer?

Yes. Yes we have… I’m greedy.

Welcome to a new month on SoggyCornflakes.com - Sports

It’s May in case you just came back from a five year adventure in the Amazon.

I hope you enjoy another month of cheesy humour on soggycornflakes.com.

And by ”enjoy”, I mean ”don’t poke your eyes out”.

And by ”humour”, I mean ”not funny”.

And by ”cheesy”, I mean ”I’m sitting here in my man thong, eating a stale cheese sarnie”

So, what I mean is, I hope you don’t poke your eyes out after another month of me sitting in my man thong, eating a stale cheese sandwich while not being funny on soggycornflakes.com.

America has made an attempt to improve relations with Iran, by inviting Iranian athletes to America to train. It is said that the US Olympic Committee hopes that repairing relations with Iran will help secure its goal of hosting the 2016 Games.

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Not much more to say really. Basically America tells Iran that they are dangerous fundamentals with nuclear weapons who are a threat to the world, but if the back them for the Olympics in 9 years time, than let bygones be bygones.

Who cares about nuclear apocalypse when America could be making money?