Lenton goes unrecognized…
At least her “record” does… go unrecognized I mean…
Anyway, Australian swimmer Libby Lenton (Is that a real name? Whatever it’s still cool… like Jake Jacobs, or Harry Huffstonsen, Or Hugh G Rection… that’s my name… but it’s a lie…and it’s so true…) has lost her world record for the women’s freestyle event after FINA decided that the record would not stand because she was not swimming in a FINA event.
FINA said today that Lenton’s time of 52.99 seconds, which she posted in a mixed 4×100 freestyle relay between Australia and the United States in Sydney three weeks ago, wouldn’t be officially recognised.
Her time was .31 seconds faster than the previous record set by some German eunuch asexual person… a women…
Anyway Swimming Australia chief executive Glenn Tasker said,
“It is an unfortunate situation and our hearts go out to Libby because it was truly an amazing performance from an amazing young Australian swimmer who I’m sure will continue to aspire to lower the world mark,”
Wow. That sucks. It’s like the time I invented a cure for cancer and Microsoft said it didn’t count because I saved it on Linux… It’s harder the second time round y’know… especially when the first time is a lie… I couldn’t do it… and those freaks at the copyrighters place didn’t even give me copyrights… they suddenly want “proof”… I’ll give them proof… here’s my proof!
(Yeah… this would be me giving a V sign… If you want, imagine a younger, better looking Brad Pitt giving a V sign… and know that that’s not me.)
