Landis offered settlement to say Armstrong is a c*nt!

Shamed cyclist, Floyd Landis, claims that he has been offered a reduced sentence by USADA if he reveals “incriminating evidence” against seven-times-in-a-row Tour de France winner Lance Armstrong.

Landis won the 2006 Tour de France, before he failed the obligatory drug test.

He said,

“I don’t think that offer justified a response, I didn’t do what I am accused of doing and none of this has anything to do with Lance.”

USADA general counsel Travis Tygart denied this however saying,

“If Mr Landis wishes to waive the rules and allow USADA to comment I will be more than happy to address his nonsense - otherwise I can’t comment.”

ummm… Incriminating evidence? Against Lance Armstrong? yeah… that’s so not gonna happen. It’s frickin’ Lance Armstrong! He had cancer. And worse. He did it… with Sheryl Crow.

Everyone thinks the guy is a hero

Hell he could join the Klux Klux Klan and blow up an orphanage filled with orphans without limbs and people would still say, “You know… he had to do it… with Sheryl Crow… What a trooper!”