Trescothick has a breakdown…
Well… not yet… But he will… He’s been included in the provisional 30 man England squad for the forthcoming 20/20 World Cup. This is the first time he’s been in the England setup since he went home early from Australia with a stress-related illness.
Other players included in the squad are Chris Schofield and Darren Maddy. Uncapped Essex opener Mark Pettini and Sussex all-rounder Luke Wright are also in, but Andrew Strauss is a surprise exclusion.
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I’d make a joke… But it’s not nice to make fun of people with mental deficciencies. So when they give you shit as a present, you MUST MUST MUST accept it with a smile and a nod. Also don’t ever destroy their dreams. If they want to be billionaires say ”You can do it!”, and if they think they can fly, push them off a cliff.
Sure they might (read:will) die. But the DREAM stays alive. And that’s what counts.
