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FIFA president Sepp Blatter (spit) has confirmed that there is a backup for the 2010 World Cup in case South Africa is unable to host the event. It is a widely held notion that South Africa is falling further and further behind schedule, and the latest comment from Blatter (spit) is sure to dismay South African football fans. However, Blatter (spit) insists that the tournament will only be moved if there is a “natural catastrophe or a big change in society”.

Blatter (spit) says,

“Definitely we have a possibility to go somewhere else if something happens. It was the same case in Germany. Something can happen. A natural catastrophe or whatever, a big change in society - everybody against football. But then for the time being the plan B is South Africa and the plan C we definitely must have a possibility to go somewhere else, but it must be a natural catastrophe.”

Blatter has named England, United States, Mexico, Japan and Spain as possible step-ins.

OK, I’ve been to South Africa recently and as far as I’m concerned they should screw the stadiums and get to work on an Earthquake machine. Or maybe a tidal wave generator. Or At the very least a 3 year civil war. That’s the only way they won’t be embarrassed (too much).

If they can’t figure out the earthquake machine (or the tidal wave generator) in time for the 2010, I’m sure some High-School will be willing to rent out its ground. Or maybe they could play in the botanical gardens. They have pretty flowers!