So Federer can finally get around to winning Wimbledon…
Roger Federer can finally continue his charge for a fifth consecutive Wimbledon title after a 5 day period of inactivity, due to rain and his fourth round opponent Tommy Haas falling out with an injury (Pffft… injury… more like Feder-y… That’s when you’re scared of Federer destroying you in straight sets). Today Federer faces Juan Carlos Ferrero in the quarter-finals, while Andy Roddick takes on Richard Gasquet.
Andy Roddick (who seems to believe that he’ll face Federer in the semi’s) says,
“The time off could work either way for Roger.
On the one hand you don’t have to play a fourth round match and you’re guaranteed a spot in the quarters, which is nice. But at the same time it would be really weird to go five days during a Slam without playing a match.
There’s no question he’s probably not going to be as sharp coming off a five-day lay-off as he would if he’d been playing every day. But fortunately for him that five-day lay-off came at the best possible time. It’s not like it’s been sunny and we’ve all been getting practice in. We’ve been stuck in a locker room for nine hours a day and he’s been chilling out, maybe taking the double decker bus tour of London.
Given the choice, I’d take a living room over a locker room.”
You know… I can’t really think why I hate Andy Roddick… Wait… I can… He dumped Mandy Moore. (Don’t tell me he raised funds for Tsunami victims… I gave funds for Tsunami victims)
I guess it’s a bit harsh to despise someone for doing something that I do all the time. Yes, friends. I spend my whole day dumping beautiful women that are wanted by millions of men worldwide.
Wait… no… I spend the whole day at (My parents) home in my boxers.
Yeah… I still hate him.
Anyway - Soggy Predictions.
Federer to demolish Ferrero in straight sets.
Andy Roddick to almost beat Gasquet before a “random” member of the crowd shoots him…
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