Man U sign Tevez from MSI…err… West Ham?
Reports indicate that Argentinian striker, Carlos Tevez, has agreed terms with Manchester United. The Premier League says the transfer must be “done directly” with West Ham rather than his agent Kia Joorabchian, after West Ham were fined 5.5 million Pounds due to the dodgy deal.
If anything this deal is even more dodgy as earlier today, West Ham chairman, Eggert Magnusson, insisted that the 23 year old belonged to West Ham and would be going nowhere.But Joorabchian’s lawyers say the deal has progressed with the “knowledge and permission” of the Upton Park outfit.
This deal stinks worse than Paris Hilton’s performance in House of Wax!
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I’m successful now!
