Hulk says: Benoit wife crazy…

Wrestling legend Hulk Hogan (How is a person a wrestling legend? Did he throw more fake punches and fake kicks than anyone else? Or was his acting better when he won fake awards?) says that the late Chris Benoit’s wife had an obsession with “devil-worship”. Benoit killed himself and his wife and child recently, in case you missed it… because I did.

The (fake) Hulk says,

“He (Benoit) was peaceful and kept to himself. I think it had to be something personal, a domestic problem between him and his wife. She was into devil-worship stuff. It was part of her (wrestling) character, but (she was) somebody who gets so close to their character, someone who gets into their character too much. Sometimes these people believe their own publicity.”

Far be it for me to judge the (fake) Hulk, but someone who named himself after a big, green, strong, scientist-y guy and takes off his shirt at the age of 50 something to reveal his beer gut, really shouldn’t be telling people to leave their character at work.

Hogan looks like the type who, when his daughter brings a guy home for a date, tears off his own shirt, leg drops him before screaming, “Hogan Knows BEST!!!”

… Scary thought

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