Paris Hilton is set to return to the small screen following the “success” of her initial foray into the market (i.e The Simple Life, A show that involved Paris Hilton and Nicole Richie acting like idiots and being fired from job after job before they are sent back home and they say to the camera’s “See? We can live without our money!”… Douchebags).
Hilton is set to star in a new show as yet untitled where Hilton will be searching amongst “normal” (read: not semi-retarded) people for someone to be her friend.
A source tells Us Magazine,
“The show is going to be about her searching for a new best friend, Paris is tired of the haters and she’s looking for someone new. She’s looking for someone new and cool who she can trust.”
I should so be on this show. I could be nice and sweet to Paris for about a year and then in the final episode where Paris Hilton would choose me as her BFF I’d say in a really posh English accent, “I’d rather not. I think you’re a douchebag” and then I’d spit in her mouth.
Television gold. I really need to phone those producers.