Madonna has asked the press to lay off fallen popstar Britney Spears, because her daughter, the weirdly named Lourdes, feels sorry for her.

Madonna says,

“(The media) need to step off. For real… Let’s go save her. (Lourdes) knows Britney, but she doesn’t really watch TV or read gossip stuff. I think she sort of gets the drift of what’s going on, and I think she feels very protective of Britney.”

People have been making fun of Britney incessantly for the last 3 years. In this period, she’s lost her career, her husband, her children and her last remaining smidgens of self respect. And now… after Britney’s lost it all… Madonna wants the press to stop? Because her daughter doesn’t like it? Really?

God this b*tch is crazy vain. Someone needs to judo chop her. Or stab her. Or gun her down in cold blood. Or sit down and explain to her that the world doesn’t revolve around her inflated head contrary to what her hubby tells her.

Whatever.

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