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Australian Model Kristy Hinze, 27, recently married a 63 year old, wrinkled, pot bellied man… for his brains. The former Sports Illustrated model says she was attracted to Jim Clark because he was so “intelligent”.

Oh… and he’s a billionaire… That doesn’t mean anything. Obviously. I’m just throwing it out there.

Hinze says,

‘To me, it was different to hang out with someone with something to say that was so interesting and important and who was truly, incredibly intelligent,’

‘He’s very normal and down to earth,’He’s an incredible man and I just love him.’

I wish some model woman could look beyond all my obvious flaws (snigger) and y’know… love me. For my (snigger) intelligence (snigger).

This Jim Clark is a lucky fellow… I mean… How does a 63 year old guy who probably can’t remember how his penis works get a girl like that?

Anyone? Anyone?

Note: The answer is a billion Dollars by the way. Although I’m pretty sure you could do the same with a hundred million.

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