Jessica Alba says she's tired of being pregnant, because it zaps her of her energy. The Fantastic Four star is carrying the child of her beau, Cash Warren, who happens to be an assistant (i.e. The coffee go to guy... Y'know. He's responsible for getting backup dancers their coffee. Just saying.).
Alba says,
"I have to make sure that I'm eating more of the right nutrients and vitamins, but I'm not used to eating this much. "I've had to take time out of the day to eat before I get cranky and rundown and tired. Before I was just like the energizer bunny."What did she expect? Just because she was born super hot, did she expect God to give her a great pregnancy in which rainbows shoot out of all her holes every day while she smiles and claps, before a ridiculously good looking baby will just pop out of thin air holding a sign that says, "Mum's hot!"? It doesn't work that way Ms. Alba. God was kind to you, but your kid is going to be hideous. He/She has to be right? I know that God doesn't play favorites (Except for all the rich heirs) but surely everyone knows God hates the kids of good looking people? Right? Right?! God I need to see a psychiatrist(s) over my bitterness issues. They seem to complain a lot though.