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J.Lo apparently likes it so far up her butt…

Posted by Thesman in Jennifer Lopez

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Her head I mean… She likes her head so far up her butt…Not… y’know… other things… Sicko’s.

So… Apparently People Magazine have agreed to pay 6 million Dollars for the “privilege” of publishing photo’s of the Lopez/Antony litter… Oh… and they have to stop calling J.Lo, J.Lo. Stop Calling Jennifer Lopez, J.Lo I mean… In case you got confused by all the J.Lo’s.

TMZ has learned not only has Jennifer Lopez sold her baby pics to People mag for a cool $6 mil — she got the mag to agree to stop calling her J.Lo! A source tells TMZ J.Lo made the deal and threw in the moniker clause as well. We’re also told J.Lo instructed People, in addition to the loot and the name thing, that her hubby, Annie Leibovitz wannabe Marc Anthony, has to be the one to shoot the photos.”

She wasn’t happy with 6 million Dollars? For photo’s of her (probably) weird looking kids? Give me 6 million Dollars and you can have my kids. Not now… But y’know… When they come… Or maybe you can let me guess you’re name… and if I do I can keep my kids… Nah… That sounds too troublesome… Keep the kids.

NOTE: As you can see, I called J.Lo, J.Lo about 7 times so far in my post. I think this proves what we (The 5 regular readers of this blog) already know. Me >>>> People Magazine.

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J.Lo names her kids…

Posted by Thesman in Jennifer Lopez

J.Lo has finally revealed the names of the spawn that crawled out of her… umm… lady parts a couple of days ago. And the names are… (drumroll please)… (hold your breath please)… Max and Emme! Max and Emme? How disappointingly normal…

Still I don’t think I’d mind if I was J.Lo’s kid. Sure, I’d be ugly as sin and be the child of one of the most “up-her-own-ass” celebrities in history. But… y’know… I’d be rich… yeah…

(Fine, I’m 3 days late with the news… Don’t be all smart alecky! I also have other things to do… like… umm… like… eating and stuff)

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