Ummm… Kinda.

Reports say that former Friends star, Jennifer Aniston, had her eggs frozen so she could forget about her ticking biological clock and concentrate on finding a man. Apparently Jen’s buddy Sheryl Crow told her to adopt a child, but Aniston was desperate for one of her own.

A Source says,

“It was a really smart move, because it buys (Jen) a few years to figure it all out. The pressure has lifted. “(Jen’s) absolutely doing the right thing. She’s giving herself a big break from the intense pressure to find Mr. Right and have kids. She’s in a good place now.”

I wonder… Did she consider the fact that her age is not the only hurdle in her having kids. I mean, first she has to find a guy that’s around her age and wants kids (Good luck with that), and then… Well than she’ll (probably) have kids… but it will be quite embarassing for her when she’s dropping of her kid in grade 1 and his/her friends ask, “Is that you’re grandma?”.

It will be even worse when she’s driving home from school and she’s mugged by a gang who take pleasure in mugging little old ladies.

And it’ll be even worse when menopause kicks in.

And even worse when she dies.

And a lot worse when God asks her, “Weren’t you that whiny b*tch from Friends?”

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