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After getting knocked up at 16 and (reportedly) offering her body to random underage boys all over Louisiana, Jamie Lynn Spears has supposedly decided that it’s actually not that cool to be an underage single mother (Surprised? I bet you are!). Her answer to this mind numbing conundrum? Make sure that f***** Casey Aldridge pays… by marrying her.

Page Six says,

Brit’s expectant little sis, 16, is hoping to make things legal with beau Casey Aldridge, 18, during a ceremony this summer, her dad, Jamie, and mom, Lynne, are definitely not onboard. “Jamie thinks she is too young,” says a snitch. “Her mom, Lynne, is stressed out about the whole thing.”

That’s sweet. It’s like how the next door neighbour’s kid plays “Wedding time” with her dog… Except replace the cute kid and the pit bull that has mauled 3 people already, with two semi-retarded teens. One that has a baby inside.

Aah Love! It’s bliss, isn’t it?

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Despite the fact that Jamie Lynn Spears got knocked up by who knows who, she recently managed to obtain her GED (The American equivalent of a high school diploma).

She is now set to write her ACT (I’m guessing a college entrance exam) and wants to attend Louisiana State University.

A friend of Spears says,

“She wants to take her ACT. She’s not wasting any time. People don’t know her. When she gets something in her head, she’ll make it happen. Everybody is so supportive of her.”

I bet now everyone’s going to start patting her on the back saying what a brave soldier she is, and how she’s setting a great example to knocked up hicks girls everywhere.

Here’s some food for thought. Most pregnant teens can’t afford 2 nannies to babysit their kids while they’re off getting sozzled in universities. I’m deep that way.

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