Former model, high-class hooker and general one-legged-greed-machine (TM), Heather Mills, is still fuming that she managed to “only” squeeze 48 million Dollars out of the pockets of Paul McCartney in their divorce suit.

Now Heather is out to get more cash from Sir Paul, by hiring forensic Accountants to ascertain that McCartney is worth far more than 400 Million Pounds. She says that he cannot possibly expect her to support their child on the measly 70000 Dollar annual allowance granted to her by the court.

… Wow… That child is screwed. I mean… Really screwed. It’d be better off raised by Michael Jackson. In the jungle. Surrounded by Wolves. And Malaria carrying mosquitoes. Without TV. You read that right… The child would be raised better by Michael Jackson in the jungle surrounded by hungry wolves and mosquitoes… without TV.

I don’t want to call Heather Mills a gold digger but… Wait… Actually I do. So I will. Gold Digger!

It felt good to get that off my chest.

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