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Britney’s (former?) boyfriend, Adnan Ghalib, was attacked and stabbed on Saturday night prompting the JFX photo agency to go on a rant against bloggers instead of blaming it on the simple fact that Adnan Ghalib is a douche… with bum fluff on his chin.

The JFX Agency says,

Adnan was attacked and stabbed last night but he is doing OK after receiving medical attention for his wounds. He received a stab wound to his arm, facial lacerations as well as a nice shiner. I’m not sure what to make of this considering that he’s received more and more death threats in recent weeks. Is it coincidence? I don’t know. But in the ever growing Adnan hating world that some blogs live in, the repeated venom spewed at him could have finally boiled over to the real world. We all know there are some crazies out there, I mean, I screen out at least a dozen death threats on our comments every week. Yes we’re tight with Adnan and all but still, this attack pushed this situation into a whole ‘nother level that I’m having trouble accepting. Hopefully the attackers will be found and brought to justice.

I haven’t read about Adnan for… well… maybe 2 months? So either the photo agency is lying… Or the stabber has a really slow internet connection.

But seriously… Who wouldn’t want to stab anyone who has bum fluff under their chin?

If you want to make a statement of manliness you grow a full out-of-control crazy beard… not a bit of bum fluff under your chin. (Did I mention he has a piece of bum fluff under his chin?)

Oh… And if you think It’s wrong of me to laugh at people who got stabbed. Than I think you should know that I’m a very very bad person. I drown puppies.

And by “drown” I mean “run away from”…

*shiver*… puppies.

I hate them almost as much as I hate this woman.

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Madonna has asked the press to lay off fallen popstar Britney Spears, because her daughter, the weirdly named Lourdes, feels sorry for her.

Madonna says,

“(The media) need to step off. For real… Let’s go save her. (Lourdes) knows Britney, but she doesn’t really watch TV or read gossip stuff. I think she sort of gets the drift of what’s going on, and I think she feels very protective of Britney.”

People have been making fun of Britney incessantly for the last 3 years. In this period, she’s lost her career, her husband, her children and her last remaining smidgens of self respect. And now… after Britney’s lost it all… Madonna wants the press to stop? Because her daughter doesn’t like it? Really?

God this b*tch is crazy vain. Someone needs to judo chop her. Or stab her. Or gun her down in cold blood. Or sit down and explain to her that the world doesn’t revolve around her inflated head contrary to what her hubby tells her.

Whatever.

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Britney’s (former?) pap boyfriend, Adnan Ghalib, stopped by the singers gated community to see her yesterday. Unsurprisingly, he was turned away at the door, prompting him to take out his iPhone and start looking at pictures of Britney.

TMZ.com reports,

The security guard turned Adnan away — who immediately had to hear about the rejection from the surrounding paps.

I get why he got rejected… What I don’t get is why he suddenly took out his phone to start looking at pictures of Britney Spears… What was he trying to get across?

Was he…

a)Trying to act like a love shorn teenager (creepy)?
b)Or a crazy stalker (even more creepy)?
c)Or is he just one of those douchebags that take out their iPhones to prove what douchebags they are?

I’m guessing option c)… My guess is based on the bum fluff he has on his face.

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Britney Spears, the woman that represents why some people should be forced to have their tubes tied/cut (Depends whether you have a… y’know… or a… y’know), is supposedly pregnant. Again. This time with photographer boyfriend/husband (Depends which source you believe) Adnan Ghalib’s spawn. Adnan is reportedly telling anyone who’ll listen that he slept with Britney Spears without a condom, going against my advice that he should kill himself.

According to Star:

And what do you know! The fallen pop princess’ belly is starting to show a little bulge, in spite of hours of classes at the Millennium Dance Complex.
“Britney is Adnan’s dream come true. He knows that if he has a child with Brit, he’ll be made for life,” one friend of Adnan’s tells Star.

Is Britney stupid? Ok… I know she’s stupid… but this level of stupidity astounds me. Every single person in the world could see that this guy only wanted her money, and yet she still got knocked up by him?!

The guy just looks evil! Like one of those weird Arab terrorist types that they show in those Harrison Ford movies. With that bum fluff under his chin and too much hair gel.

And I’m not racist. It’s Mr. Ghalibs own fault, he’s made himself into a stereotype. Like how I force fed myself every day for the last 6 months while watching porn incessantly so that I could really get that “blogger look”. Sure, people will be mean and call you fatty but I just look at them and say, “I’m a blogger.”.

Maybe that’s what he was looking for? When people laugh at the fact that he can’t grow a real beard or the fact that he just emptied another box of hair gel on his head, he just looks at them and says, “I’m the smarmy, shady Middle Eastern guy marrying for a green card”.

Smart.

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