I can see why. I mean… Who in Hollywood can produce something like Mein Prem Ki Diwani Hoon?

Spielberg? Ha!

Michael Bay? Ha!

Bryan Singer? Don’t make me laugh!

Kenny the copy guy? … perhaps.

Read about it here.

The “lucky” woman he’s chosen to help him is his long term mistress girlfriend, Katrina Kaif, who seems less than delighted.

He should’ve stuck with Aishwarya.

Read about it here.

Oi Nutter! Christian Bale. Method Actor. Heath Ledger. Method Actor. You? Shit Actor, that doesn’t know when you’re acting and when you’re not.

This is in regards to Isha Koppikar.

Read about it here.

Yeah. She’s at it again. This time she’s fighting with her Bachna Ae Haseeno co-star, Deepika Padukone.

Read about it here.

Tickets are expected to go on sale on the 30 of August and are (obviously) expected to sell fast.

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Kids are really stupid, aren’t they? I mean… Why pay 250 Bucks to hang out with Miley Cyrus (And by hang out I mean… wave at her… while she sits in the VIP section…) when for that kind of cash you could buy an XBox 360. Or half a Playstation 3. Or a Wii. Or a hooker.

Kids just don’t get “it”, do they?

They should pay money to hang out with Lindsay Lohan. Then at least they get free crack fumes.

Cruz, who learned English at age 18, says she finds it very difficult to perfect her accent,

“I’m starting to feel more relaxed about acting in English now, but it takes time and I have to work very hard on it.

“When I’m not performing in Spanish I feel extra tension. It’s like torture sometimes, trying to get rid of my accent.”

Meh.

She’s clearly not working hard enough. Her accent is without doubt the most annoying in Hollywood… except for Aishwarya Rai’s fake American accent.

I mean… She sounds OK for about 10 minutes but after that you just feel like rushing to the TV with a pillow and mauling it. Violently.

Unlike Salma Hayek. Whose voice makes me think of flowers, cream, rabbits, massive fields, ponies and lots and lots of dirty sex.

She writes in a message entitled “Jon Voight“,

“Your evil spawn Angelina Jolie and her vacuous hubby Brad Pitt make about $40 million a year in violent, psychopathic movies and give away three of it to starving children, trying to look as if they give a crap about humanity as they spit out more dunces that will consume more than their fair share and wreck the earth even more.

“Miss Jolie says she likes John McCain too and hasn’t decided who to endorse… Huh? Aren’t you supposed to be somewhat enlightened, or do you not know that the African daughter you hold in every picture had parents who suffered and died because of the Republican party’s worldwide economic assault on Africa over the last few decades since Reagan?”

“Now go back to making your movies about women who love to handle big guns that shoot hundreds of people to death.”

Charming.

I like really fat people. They make me laugh with their inane ramblings. And when they get really angry then their fat starts to twitch and they resemble something that can only be described as human Jell-o.

The Hills star says,

“He’s got this really cool style, and I’m always bugging him that we should do a guys’ line together.”

Why do celebrities not know their place? I mean… They keep releasing stupid things that look like they’re exactly the same thing that was released by the previous celebutard with a different name on it and call themselves “fashion designers”. The c*nts.

The worst thing is… It’s Lauren Conrad! It’s not even someone who can partially act (aka Lindsay Lohan). All she does is appear on a terrible “reality show” which everyone knows is in no way “reality” and the only reason they call it “reality” is because the writers are too f*cking stupid to be able to come up with anything remotely funny or interesting so they said “F*ck it. Let’s make it a reality show”. The c*nts.

I’m mildly upset by this announcement. I’m off to watch Forrest Gump. It always makes me feel happy and alive.

Sanjay Dutt (Munnabhai) recently revealed that he had sex with over 200 women. Not quite Charlie Sheen, but y’know… Sanjay Dutt looks creepily like a used condom with thinning hair… So… Kudos to him. Or not. God hates sluts.

Read about it here.