02
Jul
Author: Thesman // Category:
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Shah Rukh Khan, the hero from
Om Shanti Om and the villain from
Don recently showed why he should have been in the running for
Krrish when he saved a group of schoolchildren from a horrible, monstrous...
Click here to find out what the monster is. Hah, made you click!
02
Jul
Author: Thesman // Category:
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Or bored out of your minds for a good few hours. I have, with a lot of knowledge and research, compiled a list of the worst Bollywood movies of the last few months. Making the soon-to-be-infamous list are turds like
Jimmy,
Saawariya,
Welcome...dum, dum, dum...
Read here to get the rest!
02
Jul
Author: Thesman // Category:
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You know the parents that insist that their children are miniature Einsteins? That their teachers are at fault for their bad marks rather than accepting the fact that the kid has the IQ of a blank book? They will insist this fact even as the kid stands next to them drooling. This is
Rimi Sen, who insists that the fact that she's acted in crap movies like
Garam Masala and
Deewane Huye Paagal is due to the fact that she had bad scripts.
Find out how she's planning to remedy the situation here.
02
Jul
Author: Thesman // Category:
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Kinda...by supports, I mean he hopes to draw Indian-Americans to leave 4th of July celebrations and watch his movie in theatres.
Love Story 2050, starring
Priyanka Chopra and
Harman Baweja, is all about love and the future...while the 4th of July is about the past and revenge...I think.
Read the whole story here. Heehee, story...I made a pun, I'm funny.
02
Jul
Author: Thesman // Category:
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When there is no Indian women in the world's top 10 most beautiful women, Maxim decided that an Indian poll would only be the fair way to decide it.
The new list now includes
Priyanka Chopra,
Bipasha Basu and
Katrina Kaif who tops the list.
Click here to find out who are the rest and which two non-Indian ladies were considered good enough to make it on the list.
02
Jul
Author: Thesman // Category:
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It's never a good idea to bank on a Bollywood kid, because most offspring of famous people suck. Take
Mimoh Chakraborty for example, he destroyed
Jimmy...or maybe it destroyed him? Either way, having to live up to successful Bollywood spawn like
Abhishek Bachchan is never an easy task.
Read all about Mimoh's failure here.
02
Jun
Author: Thesman // Category:
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Don't you hate it when you're the only person that isn't attracted to someone?
And everyone keeps on going on about how hot said person is and you're just looking at them like... what?
That's how I feel about
Paris Hilton lookalike
Kareena Kapoor! The actress recently appeared in a bikini in her film
Tashan that sent India into an emaciated body craze, and led to her winning the "Cutest vegetarian award" from those PETA people.
Read about it
here.
02
Jun
Author: Thesman // Category:
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Once I went out with a girl. After telling her that I "forgot" my money at home, she proceeded to pay for me meal. I ran home with my licorice allsorts and never saw her again.
The point of this story is that I'm cheap. Just like Bollywood's newest star...
Love Story 2050's leading man
Harman Baweja!
When out dining with his lady love former Miss World,
Priyanka Chopra, Harman's credit card wasn't accepted at the restaurant and said lady love ended up footing the rather extravagant bill.
Harman... stuff like that tends to happen when you're using Misa. Or a Moster Card.
Read about it
here
29
May
Author: Thesman // Category:
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Not a news post this time...
Just some casual observances I've made about the world of
Ms. Worlds,
Ms. Universes and
Shah Rukh Khan.
Read it
here
29
May
Author: Thesman // Category:
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Hollywood has made some terrible remakes so far... I mean The Omen
remake was absolute trash which ruined (raped and pillaged) a fantastic movie.
But still they can't beat Bollywood.
Sunny Deol is set to star in a remake of
The Bodyguard alongside Big Brother star
Shilpa Shetty.
The Bodyguard was a crap film... so (logically) this is going to be... absolutely terrible... I think I'd rather watch my dog rape my teddy bear.
Read the whole story here!
