SoggyCornflakes - Celebrities

Following his “fight” (And I use fight in the loosest sense possible… Think Paris Hilton’s coochie times a million… pfftt… I said coochie!) with Kid Rock, Tommy Lee decided to justify his “fight” with a post on his website,

Tommy says,

“Yeah!! …..here I am minding my own biz having a great time with my friend Criss Angel (magician) and watching the MTV awards in the front row saying hello to all my friends……Pamela comes and sits on my lap who I love and adore….and also say hello to my friend Travis Barker and his wife!…..and i get a text from another friend P. Diddy and he says come sit with me…..and he’s sitting with Miss HOT Megan FOX so I go over and sit with P! Not a minute later and Alicia Keys starts her amazing performance….(”I apologize sweetie…..I had nothing to do with the timing and disrespect”)……back to the stupid-ness!!….so….. I get a tap on the shoulder from Kid Pebble…I stand up and embrace him with a semi hug and say “Hey dude…What up”?? He punches me in the face…..well if ya wanna call it that!?….more like a bitch slap!…….Wuss!! Anyway….i go to knock this jealous country bumpkin the f$%k OUT….and before I can have a meeting with my fist and his ugly ass mug ….security guards… grab me and haul my ass outta the award show! So I’m fine and of course leave to my room with police and owner of the Palm’s George Maloof……the rest is paper work and bullshit!… Anyway…… I would like to apologize to Alicia and George and MTV for the disrespectful bullshit caused by a piece of shit called Kid Pebble!!”

Kid Pebble?!!

Did you get that?! This guys a comedic genius! Maybe next time he can write lines for Sarah Silverman! Obviously after he stops shoveling feces into his face… because that’s what crazy rocker people do, right? They shovel feces into their faces? Or is that monkeys?

No… I’m pretty sure it’s rockers.

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Pamela Anderson, the former Baywatch babe and star of a porn flick with then boyfriend Tommy Lee, said on Tom Green’s internet talk show that she was an unwitting porno victim. When asked by a fan how to break into the adult film industry.

Pam said

“Just marry a rock star. Date a rock star and when they say there’s no film in the camera, there really is!”

To be fair to Tommy Lee it can’t be that hard to trick Pamela Anderson… She’s the archetypal “tootsie pop girl” (You know… the ones… penis is a tootsie pop… blah blah blah).

I mean didn’t she notice that the camera was following her around all the time? Or did Tommy Lee just say that he sees her better through a peep hole?

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