SoggyCornflakes - Celebrities

Maybe it's the aristocratic features or the affected accent, but should any of us be surprised that Hugh Grant is a huge fan of the Queen? After an amicable breakup with Hugh, ex-girlfriend Jemima Khan spreads the dirt...nothing particularly scandalous, but if you read between the lines, a dirty mind (like mine) can have so much to think of. Jemima said that Hugh was obsessed with the Queen and would say and do anything to be around her. He even had a room dedicated to her, with pictures, posters and cheap souvenirs adorning the walls and cabinets...oh wait, that's Britney Spears and her obsession with Princess Di, wrong psycho celeb. Anyways, he even dreams about her and has Jemima dress in conservative tweed skirts and suits during their bedroom games...well, not really. Yes about the dreams, no about the sex-games. What is wrong with my mind?! Ok, just bare facts...those obviously cannot bring about any perverted suggestions from me.

"He'd dream about her regularly and would accept the most unlikely invitations just for a chance to see her,”

She even narrated one incident with the Queen.

"She asked him politely what brought him to a reception for the Italian president, for example, and he claimed to have a passion for Italy,” "I put her straight, 'He came to gawp at you again, Ma'am'. She nodded wearily."

There will be no mention about leering at the Queen, dirty thoughts or otherwise...

You know, I always thought the Queen was a shrewd old lady who wore boring clothes, loved her dogs and didn't wanna give up the thrown because she knew her son would make a great big mess of things. So she was alright in my books...now she's better after I found out that she supports Arsenal football club (which is my favourite club of all time). My favourite player of all time, Cesc Fabregas says about the teams visit to Buckingham Palace:

"It seems the Queen follows football and she told us she was an Arsenal fan. She appeared to definitely know who I was and we exchanged a few special words."

I just put a pic up of Cesc because he's kinda hotter than the queen, though she isn't bad for an 81-year-old. Most people are dead by that time, so the fact that she isn't a walking, talking zombie with skin hanging off her face is a definite plus-point for her.

Today’s theme is Royal-family-type-news-thingies, so I thought I’d tell you the latest scandal to hit the palace. Princes William and Harry were caught dressing up in their granny’s clothes. Ok, I’m just joking, but they did decide to impersonate dear ol’ gran on the voicemail of her new mobile phone. Their message was: “Hey, Wassup! This is Liz. Sorry I’m away from the throne. For hotline to Philip, press 1, for Charles, press 2, for the corgis, press 3.” Apparently, everone found this hilarious. It’s disgraceful! What happened to the good old days of “We are not amused”?