The Oscars finished about an hour ago and it is my (dis)pleasure to reveal to you the EXCLUSIVE (To SoggyCornflakes and every other news website) results,

Best Motion Picture: No Country for Old Men

Best Director: The Coen Brothers (No Country for Old Men)

Best Actor: Daniel Day Lewis (There will be Blood)

Best Actress: Marion Cotillard (Môme, La)

Best Supporting Actor: Javier Bardem (No Country for Old Men)

Best Supporting Actress: Tilda Swinton (Michael Clayton)

Best Writing (for Screen): Diablo Cody (Juno)

Best Writing (Adapted): The Coen Brothers (No Country for Old Men)

… and then there are all the pointless awards which no one really cares about. You can check out the results here.

I hate the Oscars. It’s always just a bunch of self indulgent crap with no real good movies… I mean, sure, they’re all eminently watchable… but there’s no movies where you can just watch with your pants off while sozzled… Tell me again… Why didn’t Superbad win an Oscar? Was it not classy enough for you? Did you find the humour detestable?

PRUDE!!!

Also… no one I bet on ever wins. Ever.

I bet on all the pretty people (George Clooney, Ellen Page, Casey Affleck)…

God, those pretty people suck! Thanks for putting me out a hundred bucks guys!

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