SoggyCornflakes - Celebrities

The Hills star (ha!) Spencer Pratt has recently decided to expand the field of his talents (ha!) by starting an advice service at Radar Online, called Yo Spencer! (You f*cking Class A Douche). A question this week goes like this (I shamefully stole this story from dlisted.com),

YO SPENCER! I just started dating this guy who I really like. The other night, we went out and got hammered. I ended up passing out in his bed. When I woke up, I discovered that I had wet the bed. I was so embarrassed that I left while he was still asleep. If I call him, do I have to apologize or can I pretend it never happened? Or do I have to wait for him to call me? Wow! This is a situation you do not want to find yourself in. I personally would never want to be with a girl who gets so wasted that she's pissing in bed. It's time to sign up for AA, my dear, because drunks are not sexy. Regardless, if the guy's really, really, really cool, he might understand. But I wouldn't count on it. Best bet is to be honest and tell him that was the drunkest you've ever been and that it was a huge mistake and it'll never happen again. And make sure you buy him new sheets.

Firstly... Anyone that asks this idiot for advice needs to be slapped. Bitch slapped. Really, really hard. I mean... What were the people at Radar thinking? "Hey... you know that idiot from that shit show? Let's give him an advice column so he can ruin lives."? And secondly... He is wrong. Drunks are sexy. Drunks are awesome. They sometimes let me do things to them. Other times they just vomit on my clothes... Sometimes risks have to be taken. Note: It's not actually awesome to be drunk. It's just awesome to... y'know... interact with drunks. If you think it's awesome to be drunk... Than you're probably gonna die soon. Can I have your computer? Mine keeps crashing.

Heidi Montag, better known as "that blonde from that shit show", is apparently in big trouble along with her boyfriend Spencer Pratt after she sent out tapes to radio stations that contained a duet with her and Britney Spears. No, she's not in trouble due to the massive amount of Computer power that must've been used to make the two voices even vaguely legible to the human ears... She's in trouble because... Well because Britney didn't even know that she was singing a duet with Ms. Montag. And not because she was high or anything. Reports (I have no idea where this came from... could be just some kid in the garage) say,

Heidi and Spencer got their hands on an unreleased demo track of one of Britneys songs recorded a couple years ago, and added Heidis vocals to the track, they then sent it to radio stations claiming it was an official duet. Not true, Britneys people found out and released this statment: "It’s not authorized and it wasn’t set up in any way and they never spent any time together in the studio. This was never a planned song or duet in any way."

I can't get my head around the fact that two people can be so stupid... What were they expecting? That record companies that seem to pursue suing people as a random past time would just happily clap and say, "God, you're talented Heidi. And Spencer... You're so brawny and dreamy... Here's a record deal."? I can't wait till these two get sued and have to come in front of the court. Heidi will just start to cry about how the judge is jealous that a small town girl with fake boobs can achieve success and Mr. Pratt will just go on about how the judge is picking on him because he's a minority. Should be fun.