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Um, I think she has…

Reports suggest that Sienna Miller is tired of boyfriend Rhys Ifans’s paranoia and is calling it quits…or is at least demanding a break.

A source reports,

“Sienna broke the news at the weekend in a call from Prague. Things have been awkward for a while after she caught Rhys going through her text messages. She went mad and Rhys said he was looking for what he called ‘incriminating evidence’.”

Ok, even I think that’s a too much. Next he’ll be going through her cupboards, looking for naked pool boys and such…um, I think I’ve read too many dirty jokes.

Even though Sienna is engaged to Rhys, her friends say that Sienna just agreed to his proposals (he proposed 3 times) because she didn’t want to lose him but has now decided that the relationship has run it’s course and she wants out.

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Sienna Miller, the once girlfriend of Jude Law, says that she enjoyed stripping off for her new movie.

She says, regarding her experience in the movie,

“There were eight of us and we were playing hippies and it was the summer of love.

We take our clothes off, eight boys and girls, and go for a swim. We were nervous but it’s real camaraderie when you’re all together.

It’s actually hilarious getting naked in front of people you love and respect,

The water was freezing cold, so the boys weren’t too happy. The water was about seven degrees, it was colder than anything I’ve experienced in my life.

But as a result it was quite funny and we felt a big sense of achievement after doing it.”

Charming. It must be great to have such low standards of achievement that taking your clothes off gives you a magical high.

Anyway, I’m not gonna post any pictures of her naked. Firstly because they’re all over the internet. Secondly because I don’t like Sienna Miller. She’s like a British Paris Hilton. Just stupider.

Whatever. If you’re gonna look for them on google, searching for “Coked up whore pictures” should be a good starting point.

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US magazine poll has topped Jude Law as the biggest man-whore in Hollywood…ok, they named his affair with nanny Daisy Wright as the sneakiest affair as he was dating Sienna Miller at the time. But those are basically the same things, right? I don’t like Jude or Sienna, but I feel slightly sorrier for her because no gal should be cheated on. Guys who cheat on their wives/girlfriends should be sent on an all-male Survivor season…let’s see them get it on there!

Other contenders were Billy Crudrup, Kieth Urban, Sean ‘Diddy’ Combs and Meg Ryan…charming who much scum there is out there…and surprising how much we care about their lives. When they fall, we laugh.

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Actress Sienna Miller has sparked controversy by declaring that drugs are alot of fun and she sees why people would take them.

Is it just me, or is Sienna really losing all her brain cells as she declares how great drugs are. BTW, just so you know, her drug of choice is magic mushrooms. You know what’s my drug of choice? Smarties washed down with Pepsi, damn, those things really pack a punch.

Want to try a fun experiment? Put a Mentos in your mouth and try drinking some Diet Coke. Preferably also have 911 on speed-dial, because that can kil you, I’m telling you. My best friend heard it from her uncle’s wife’s aunt’s doorman, who’s nephew did that and died! That’s top journalism, right there!

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