SoggyCornflakes - Celebrities

And by win, I mean "buy". I think win sounded better in the title. Creative license if you will. Scarlett Johansson has offerred herself up for an evening of rack-staring pleasure in a bid to raise money for charity. According to eBay,

Bid on two tickets to be Scarlett's guest to the He's Just Not That Into You premiere and meet her, plus win signed DVDs along and a personal note! Red carpet items from fellow Oxfam Ambassadors Helen Mirren and Felicity Huffman will also be up for auction.

Being an intrepid journalist (read: Failed tabloid hack), I went to Wikipedia and found out that Oxfam is a charity that is devoted to finding "lasting solutions to poverty and injustice". Sweet. Still though, I'm a bit disappointed. I thought that if you'd pay good money to meet with Scarlett Johansson, you'd at least get to go to some swanky restaurant instead of a stupid premiere for some Jennifer Aniston movie. I guess I'll just cancel the plan to sell my parents. UPDATE: You only get a meet and greet with Johansson. According to Oxfam it is expected to be to be "a brief visit due to Scarlett’s schedule that evening.". Boo!!! Anyone who buys this is stupid. Just give your money to Oxfam directly to be nice. Than you won't have to drag yourself to New York or Los Angeles to see Scarlett Johansson for five minutes.

Following the completion of Natalie Portman's latest movie, The Other Boleyn Girl, in which she stars with Scarlett Johansson, Portman was filled with praise for her co-stars... umm... anatomy. Portman told The Sun,

'Seriously, I would really want to grab Scarlett's breasts, She's got beautiful ones,'

F*ck off Natalie Portman. Seriously. F*ck off. I know it's supposed to be all hot and stuff when two hot girls start touching each other, but you can't just jump to the front of the queue just because you played Queen Amidala in those crappy Star Wars prequels. I've been devising a master plan to get my hands on Scarlett's boobs since I saw Home Alone 3. And she didn't even have boobs than! And I was 9! My plan involves daring, deception and a masterful escape. I think they might make a movie about it, once it reaches fruition. I hate people that jump queues.

And not in a good way. Ryan Reynolds had his birthday on Tuesday, and his girlfriend (Scarlett Johansson) gave him the gift that every guy wants from his girlfriend (No, not a night of "anything goes" and no, not her fathers bank details, and no not a Ferrari)... her tooth. Ummm.... Romantic? Scarlett reportedly had her wisdom tooth extracted, before dipping it in gold and presenting it to Reynolds. ... It's nice to see such love in the world. All those girls that buy their lovers watches, socks, back massages and "anything goes" coupons should be ashamed. I'll bet Ryan Reynolds can't wait until his next birthday... He must be shivering in anticipation of the platinum coated toe. PS: I'm serious about the socks though... For shame!

According to reports today, sex symbol and sometimes actress Scarlett Johansson has hooked up with Ryan Reynolds of Van Wilder fame (yeah, I know he did Blade 3... but this is a celebrity blog... not one that laughs at people's life choices... but I guess celebrities aren't people... so yes... he was in Blade 3) Anyway sources say that Reynolds and Johansson spent the weekend together in New York and umm... yeah... they probably did it... and yeah... And by "it", I do mean "talked about their dreams, hopes and fears", What did you think pervo? Anyway... talk about an upgrade for Ryan Reynolds. From Alanis Morisette to Scarlett Johansson. It's like getting Salma Hayek as your slutty Latino maid to replace a broom. Yeah. High-Five!

Yeah, according to her, she's not having a relationship with Justin Timberlake and says its all media hype. The Singer broke up with girlfriend Cameron Diaz in the start of the year.

"We live in a world today where if two people are single - and one's a guy and one's a girl and they're both famous - you're going to be linked with somebody."

Why, aren't you a famous little woman?

Actress Anne Hathaway (same as William Shakespeares wife) says that there's always immense competition for roles in Hollywood as she and other actresses her age such as Scarlett Johansson and Kiera Knightly compete for the same kind of roles.

"There are so many girls in Hollywood and we all look exactly the same. We all have the same experiences going into the industry. There are very few great parts to go around, so we all try to get them. There's healthy competition, of course. But afterwards you give your actress friends a hug and say, 'Look forward to the next one.'"

What do these actresses have in common? Beside the fact that they'll bare all for their roles? Umm, I don't know, will anyone please enlighten me? Well, they all acted in Disney movies once upon a time...Anne in Princess Diaries and its sequel, Scarlett in Home Alone 3 (Though that might not be a Disney movie, I'm too lazy to check) and Kiera in Pirates of the Carribean and it's sequels (by the way, I can't wait for the next movie! I can add to my fake DVD collection!)