Sacha Baron Cohen, who plays Johnny Depp’s rival in the upcoming Tim Burton flick, Sweeney Todd, insisted that that his pants be *ahem* “filled out” while the camera’s were rolling.

Designer Colleen Atwood said:

“We augmented Sacha’s costume. It was his idea. We stuffed his pants with a little quilted thing. We tried different materials and different sizes and positions.”

“You kind of forget what you’re doing, and you’re just sort of looking at what looks the best, I would like it if a lot of people think it’s real.”

Ha!

I feel sorry for these losers that have to fill out their pants when they go out.

Why not just be happy with what you have? Like me? I mean, I could not be more grateful for my long flowery sundress and my realistic wig, which I wear when I go to nightclubs and make out with drunk girls.

Hey! Don’t judge me!

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