Scarlett Johansson is a freak…

Author: Thesman  //  Category: Ryan Reynolds, Scarlett Johansson
And not in a good way. Ryan Reynolds had his birthday on Tuesday, and his girlfriend (Scarlett Johansson) gave him the gift that every guy wants from his girlfriend (No, not a night of "anything goes" and no, not her fathers bank details, and no not a Ferrari)... her tooth. Ummm.... Romantic? Scarlett reportedly had her wisdom tooth extracted, before dipping it in gold and presenting it to Reynolds. ... It's nice to see such love in the world. All those girls that buy their lovers watches, socks, back massages and "anything goes" coupons should be ashamed. I'll bet Ryan Reynolds can't wait until his next birthday... He must be shivering in anticipation of the platinum coated toe. PS: I'm serious about the socks though... For shame!

Scarlett Johansson and Ryan Reynolds are dating…

Author: Thesman  //  Category: Ryan Reynolds, Scarlett Johansson
According to reports today, sex symbol and sometimes actress Scarlett Johansson has hooked up with Ryan Reynolds of Van Wilder fame (yeah, I know he did Blade 3... but this is a celebrity blog... not one that laughs at people's life choices... but I guess celebrities aren't people... so yes... he was in Blade 3) Anyway sources say that Reynolds and Johansson spent the weekend together in New York and umm... yeah... they probably did it... and yeah... And by "it", I do mean "talked about their dreams, hopes and fears", What did you think pervo? Anyway... talk about an upgrade for Ryan Reynolds. From Alanis Morisette to Scarlett Johansson. It's like getting Salma Hayek as your slutty Latino maid to replace a broom. Yeah. High-Five!