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In case you haven’t heard, Prince Harry, the more Irish looking of the Queens grandchildren, has recently broken up with his South African girlfriend, Chelsy Davy. Oh, you hadn’t heard? Umm… Well it’s happened and I’m reporting on it, so we’ll assume it’s absolute fact.

Following his break up from said South African, Harry was hanging out with his brother William and other friends when King-in-waiting William turned to him and said,

“You’re now the official Royal gooseberry”

All Harry could manage was a pained smile.

Ummm… Correct me if I’m wrong… But now that Harry is single, he can have sex with lots and lots of nameless girls? All of whom are interested in sleeping with a prince, even if he’s a ginger… and William is going out with and is soon set to marry, some snobby rich girl. And he’s balding.

Yes Willy, you’re in a much better position. I’m sure you can look forward to a life of premature balding and a stable sex life (Once a month).

Score!

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