2007
Robbie and David live out their fantasies!
Posted by tigger in David Beckham, Jesse Metcalfe, Robbie Williams, Tom Cruise
Just because a guy has more lotions than me doesn’t make him gay, right? He’s just metrosexual…which means you’re gay without the sex. Yes, I’m crass, I know.
But whatever, two big metrosexuals are going to be able to taste forbidden fruits when David Beckham and Robbie Williams play a gay couple on Desperate Housewives.
Marc Cherry, the creator of the series, says:
“David and Robbie are perfect to star as the new neighbours’ best friends; the gorgeous, eccentric couple flown over from Blighty (Britain). We haven’t had that kind of wow for the wives since Jesse Metcalfe left and we want it to cause such a stir when they turn out to be together.”
“David’s keen, but though the obvious choice was to work with Tom Cruise, we wanted someone who matches him in height and well, Britishness, so Robbie is the one,”
“They’re both funny, game for a laugh and ridiculously macho, so it should work wonderfully… the English are pitch-perfect for sending themselves up.”
I wonder if Cherry being gay has anything to do with his latest couple on the block. And dude, you’re seriously delusional…David might be good-looking and Robbie is also hot (to some), but watching two guys make out…doesn’t turn on any woman. So please, don’t put your own fantasies in the show and pretend you’re doing it for us.
Though I wonder…who’s the ‘man’ in that relationship?
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