Britney Spears will probably kill herself soon…

Author: Thesman  //  Category: Britney Spears, Rihanna
Former popstar, Britney Spears, who it seems is desperate for a comeback was handed a chance to storm to the top of the charts but turned it down. It appears that Britney was offered the chance to sing the song Umbrella by American music producer Tricky Stewart, after she declined he offered the song to Rihanna and the rest, as they say, is history. Taio Cruz (A British song writer) says,
"I was working with Tricky in his studio the day he finished Umbrella. As soon as I heard it I said, 'That is a smash, I have to have it,' but he told me it was on hold for Britney,” β€œHe waited but Britney's people never called him back,”
I must say I'm shocked. What with Britney's Trump-like decision making abilities, I was sure she'd be able to spot a hit song... I guess not. Although to be totally honest with you... Umbrella kinda' sucked. Actually it really sucked. As in "I'd rather pour molten lava into my ear than to hear that crap again" sucked. So... yeah... I didn't like it... It's still better than anything Britney will bring out though.

Jay-Z is an overprotective freakazoid

Author: tigger  //  Category: Jay-Z, Rihanna
Rihanna and Jay-Z Singer Rihanna apparently never knew that rapper Jay-Z was so protective of her. She said she found out through a mutual friend that men usually go to Jay-Z and ask permission before coming to her.
"I just found out from a mutual friend that guys will talk to Jay first before they try to approach me. He's very protective. Jay has my best interests in mind. If it's a good guy I know Jay won't shut him down. But if he's not, Jay will be like, 'No, no, no'...I have no clue who they are and I guess I'll never know."
Erm, ohkay. Well, I don't really know how to make fun of this. Jay-Z's playing the protective father-figure here. Wonder what his list of requirements must be to let someone approach Rihanna... 1. Must be a brother 2. Must be rich 3. Better not be fake jewelery that he's wearing Yeah, that wasn't very funny. I think I might be losing my gift!