2008
The bad news keeps rolling in…
OC Star, Rachel Bilson, who is rumoured to be dating The man who single-handedly ruined Star Wars (TM), Hayden Christensen, says that she is ready to leave Hollywood and settle down in the role of a mom.
She says,
“I’ve always been a really maternal person. I really want a family. I love the career I have chosen, but I’d be quite happy as a housewife, at home with the kids. I think I’d be really content.”
One has to ask… Why can’t Hayden Christensen retire?
He can’t act* and he kinda looks like a woman and Hayden is a sexually ambiguous name. It’s a perfect arrangement!
… I’m a brilliant problem solver. Sometimes I think I should join the U.N and y’know… maybe solve the Israel-Palestine conflict… World hunger… stuff like that. But than I think the need is greater here… at home. Otherwise, who’s going to find the TV remote and deduce exactly what time the match is on relative to GMT?
*Not that Rachel Bilson can act. I just think her face is a lot more marketable than Hayden Christensen… a LOT more… I mean the difference between the back of a movie theater filled with masturbating pre-pubescent boys… or nothing.
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