18
Jul
Author: tigger // Category:
Katie Holmes,
Nicole Kidman,
Tom Cruise
Seriously, if Katie Holmes got pregnant again (What is this? 2 times in 3 years?) then she must be cheating on Tom Cruise. I mean, he couldn't get Nicole Kidman pregnant in all those years, so how did he become so magically fertile?
Whatever, I think she just hasn't lost her baby weight yet.
30
May
Author: tigger // Category:
Katie Holmes,
Nicole Kidman,
Tom Cruise
Nicole Kidman is reportedly a bit miffed that her adopted kids with ex-husband Tom Cruise are getting along well with their new step-mommy Katie Holmes. Well, why wouldn't they get along well? Katie is their age! They probably all sit together and eat ice cream and go the McDonald's and play on the swings. Katie is a great mom!
But Nicole's spokesperson says it's utter crap and Nicole didn't even read the stuff about Katie Holmes and the kids. So I guess Nicole's given up on her children? Left them to rot with Lord Xenu and Tom Cruise until they're model children for Scientology? Yeah, I'm right, I know I am, I'm always right.
09
Mar
Author: tigger // Category:
Kieth Urban,
Nicole Kidman
And I don’t mean someone beat him up. Singer Keith Urban feels that he isn’t given enough credit for who he is and is always seen under the guise of Nicole Kidman’s husband.
“It’s extremely painful, no doubt about it. But at the same time, I can only say that it’d drive me crazy if I kept confronting myself with those kinds of things.â€
To feel bad or not to feel bad, that is the question. I decided to laugh instead, because laughter is the best medicine, my therapist told me that. Keith just doesn’t get it, kinda like K-Fed. When you marry women who are better looking than you, richer than you, more famous than you, then you certainly will be called Mr Insert-famous-chicks-name-here. Except that Nicole Kidman married that singer dude and that blonde trailer trash chick married the dark-haired trailer trash dude…and that ladies and gentlemen, is the crux of Britney’s and Kevin’s marriage.
