SoggyCornflakes - Celebrities

Following the completion of Natalie Portman's latest movie, The Other Boleyn Girl, in which she stars with Scarlett Johansson, Portman was filled with praise for her co-stars... umm... anatomy. Portman told The Sun,

'Seriously, I would really want to grab Scarlett's breasts, She's got beautiful ones,'

F*ck off Natalie Portman. Seriously. F*ck off. I know it's supposed to be all hot and stuff when two hot girls start touching each other, but you can't just jump to the front of the queue just because you played Queen Amidala in those crappy Star Wars prequels. I've been devising a master plan to get my hands on Scarlett's boobs since I saw Home Alone 3. And she didn't even have boobs than! And I was 9! My plan involves daring, deception and a masterful escape. I think they might make a movie about it, once it reaches fruition. I hate people that jump queues.

Natalie Portman and Hayden Christensen have topped the list of movie couples with the most unconvincing on-screen chemistry. The two "won" after their performances in the last two Star Wars movies. They lead a list including Ben Affleck, Jennifer Lopez and Madonna. The full list reads: 1. Natalie Portman and Hayden Christensen in Star Wars: Episode II - Attack of the Clones 2. Jennifer Lopez and Ben Affleck in Gigli 3. Keira Knightley and Orlando Bloom in Pirates of the Caribbean 4. Madonna and Adriano Giannini in Swept Away 5. Catherine Zeta Jones and Sean Connery in Entrapment 6. Andie MacDowell and Hugh Grant in Four Weddings and a Funeral 7. Kate Beckinsale and Ben Affleck in Pearl Harbour =8. Nicole Kidman and Tom Cruise in Eyes Wide Shut =8. Heath Ledger and Jake Gyllenhaal in Brokeback Mountain 10. Kate Winslet and Leonardo DiCaprio in Titanic It's not really surprising though. Hayden Christensen sucks. He's managed to destroy every movie that he's been a part of. You could put the guy in The Godfather, in a non speaking role, and he'd still destroy the movie. I don't like him. Did you notice?