SoggyCornflakes - Celebrities

Actress Naomi Watts reportedly gave birth to a baby early yesterday morning, a week earlier than expected. The sex of the baby hasn’t been announced, but I guess it’s a boy. Ok, I read that somewhere, but whatever, I could be psychic!

While the mom recovers and before she sends the kid off with a nanny, it’s reported that she’s bee given the role of Narcissa Malfoy in the next Harry Potter movie. Wow, I didn’t know Naomi Watts was British…

I don’t know how well she’ll do in that role though, because isn’t Narcissa supposed to be stuck-up and haughty. Yes, I read too much Harry Potter. OMG! I’m such a freak!

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Ok, I’m kidding, Naomi Watts isn’t fat but she has fuelled rumours of a pregnancy because she hasn’t worn tight clothing in a while. Ummm, why is it that a girl can’t wear loose clothing without people thinking that she’s been knocked up? I never think that, I just think “Loose clothes, oooh, bet she’s trying to hide that spare tyre.” See? No judgements.

I guess Naomi will be tying the knot soon with her actor boyfriend Liev Schreiber, because no mum wants her kid to grow up without a dad, and marriage is the best way to make sure those quick buggers hang around. Marriage is like a shackle…wait, is that why they call it a ball and chain? Oooooh, now I get it! Yeah, well, best of luck to her.

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