Hugh Grant throws things

Author: tigger  //  Category: Hugh Grant, Naomi Campbell
Hugh Grant apparently wants to be like Naomi Campbell, but I think he's missing the point. She throws cellphones...thats classy. You throw baked-beans...that just makes me laugh. She hits her own staff...you throw things at random stalkerazzi on the street. She does community service, you get arrested. C'mon Mr Grant, get it right!
Photographer Ian Whittaker told the Daily Star tabloid that he and Grant, 46, clashed near the home of the ''Four Weddings and a Funeral'' star. Whittaker said Grant abused and kicked him on Tuesday before lobbing the beans. The paper printed photos of Grant with a plastic tub of food raised over his head.



Naomi admits that she likes throwing things

Author: tigger  //  Category: Naomi Campbell
Naomi Supermodel Naomi Campbell pleads guilty to the misdemeanour charge that she threw a cell phone at her maid, but paints the incident like this:
“I threw a cellphone in the apartment. The cellphone hit Ana, This was an accident because I did not intend to hit her.”
Um, Ok Naomi, the world believes you, it happens. All of us throw our phones at the general direction of the maid and we're very shocked when it hits her (even though I was giving myself points if I got her in the eye...hehe). Anyways, Naomi has to pay her maid's medical expenses, do 5 days of community service and attend 2 days anger-management program. WHAT?!? That's it?! They sentenced me to a month in jail when I accidently shot a cop...except replace accidently with maybe on purposely...hey, I didn't want a ticket! I wasn't speeding! 90 in a 60 km zone isn't fast! I was just drag-racing outside the preschool...what's the worst that could have happened?