10
Mar
Michael Jackson does what he does best, hang out with kids
Author: tigger // Category: Michael Jackson
Ummm, just wondering, why is this man even famous? Seriously, what does he offer the world now, besides freakiness and being the threat many parents use to make their kids behave. My aunt always tells my little cousins “If you don’t eat your spinach, Michael Jackson will come and get you.†And also, if my cousins don’t eat their spinach, they won’t be strong like Popeye.
Michael Jackson was in Tokyo on Thursday, where he did a meet and greet with famous people and was pictured molesting...um, I mean posing with kids from an orphanage. Awww, isn’t that sweet, Michael Jackson…and kids…together…I’m calling the police!

And just when you though Michael Jackson was a nice guy...um, wait, did anyone think that? Nevermind, he's getting sued because he went into a hospital with flu and the staff removed a critically-ill patient to make room for him. Later on, the patient had a heart attack and died...cry me a river!
1st question: Why sue Jacko? It wasn't his fault he got a flu
2nd question: The women was on life support? Don't you think she was going to die anyways?
Ag, this is all a publicity stunt. Don't you people get it? Jacko is a poor freak now, he can't pay you with anything except monopoly money!




