SoggyCornflakes - Celebrities

So says mens mag FHM, who have just released their annual 100 sexiest women in the world list. Britney crawled back into the list at number 100 narrowly beating out... I have no idea. FHM doesn't really do consolation prizes. Which is sad because they got one after they lost out on the awesomeness stakes to Maxim. Zing! The top ten go like this...

1. Megan Fox 2. Jessica Biel 3. Jessica Alba 4. Elisha Cuthbert 5. ScarJo 6. Emmanuelle Chriquri 7. Hilary Duff 8. Tricia Helfer 9. Blake Lively 10. Kate Beckinsale

How original. The girl who played the "sexy chick" in a summer blockbuster won. Those folks at FHM earn their money by making such well thought out and profound decisions. Seriously though. I can go through that list and find 25 woman that I wouldn't touch... Well... Ok... I would. But only because I'm a desperate loser... and I wouldn't be proud of it. Britney Spears, Victoria Beckham, The Olsen twins, Lauren Conrad, Madonna, Audrina Partridge, Paris Hilton, Nicole Scherzinger, Eva Longoria (Controversy!), Tara Reid, Shakira (I just don't get her appeal), Katherine Heigl, Heidi Montag, Cheryl Burke, Maria Sharapova (The fact that she could play mens basketball kinda' puts me off), Vanessa Hudgens (WTF?), Lindsay Lohan, Rihanna (methinks it's the forehead)... Ok so that's 18. But it's only because I don't know who 50 of them are... It's a sad state of affairs when a pathetic teenage blogger would feel ashamed to sleep with 18 of the "worlds most beautiful woman"... ... Do you think chicks on other planets are as hot as Natasha Henstridge was in Species? ... I have to wonder, why is Aishwarya Rai not on said list? I know it's "sexiest" and not "beautifulest most beautiful" but how can anyone say Tara Reid's "E's horrific plastic surgery" body is "sexier" than Ms. Rai's? More about it here

Actress Megan Fox, even though she's engaged is totally baffled by why men are intimidated by her. She probably thinks she's friendly and approachable, even though she looks scary as hell.

"I don't get approached, I get drive-bys! People will drive past my car and scream at me: 'I'll buy you an airplane if you give me your phone number!' Things like that happen, but nobody will come up and ask me for my number."

And totally unrelated, Megan talks about how it's unfair that actors can have as many tattoos as they want but actresses get flak for it.

"It is an oddity to have as many tattoos as I have and to be a girl, but it's unfair. I mean, Ewan MCGregor has a half-sleeve and nobody says anything about that, right?"

I'm sure I'm wrong, but maybe her tattoos make her scary. I mean, a girl willingly inflicting pain on herself...who knows who else she might want to inflict pain on to.

As Transformers hits theaters this month, for once, people actually care about what the actors and actresses in the movie say. That is, until the movie comes out on DVD, then we'll just skip all the commentary and interviews because no-one cares...again. Megan Fox, who stars in the movie is quite impressed by co-star Shia LaBeouf's talents...ahem, orally.

"Shia is the best kisser ever. Really, it's true!"

Ummm, I'm happy for you? Yeah, what's the point of saying that? The girl is dating some other dute...actors are weird. Even though some are cute...they're just weird.