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Matthew McConaughey, star of Fool’s Gold and How to lose a guy in 10 days Has this guy ever made a movie that isn’t for woman?), revealed how he plans to die.

He says,

“My father died right after making love to his wife, and I can’t think of a better way to go. My dad always said to me, ‘Boy when I get out of here, I bet you I’ll be making love to your mother.’ I hope my own death is way down the line, but when it happens, that’s my preferred exit strategy. But let’s not rush it, eh?”

… He sure talks about sex a lot for a guy that has acted in more chick stuff that David Schwimmer (Band of Brothers was awesome, and so he’s forgiven for the 10 years he spent not being Rachel’s boyfriend).

Still though… It does sound like a good way to go. Except for the woman you’re having sex with… She just became a necrophiliac… But y’know… for the dead guy. He got laid and he didn’t have to worry about how to make the woman leave. Zing.

… God, I’m pathetic.

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I think…Lindsay Lohan is so not the cute, curvaceous girl she once was. Now she’s a crackwhore of the highest order. So how she was named the “Hottest in Hollywood” by Life & Style magazine is beyond me. It’s like naming my teddy the smartest dude since Einstein or renaming Paris Hilton Princess Diana. Those things just don’t make any sense.

Other people in the superlatives list are Kate Hudson for the shapeliest legs and Jessica Beil for the most athletic body. Matthew McConaughey got the award for the best pecs. And just for an excuse to put Jessica Alba in the list, she’s the starlet with the shapeliest shoulders. Jeez, this is like the time in high school I got nominated for best legs and I wear pants!

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