SoggyCornflakes - Celebrities

Hugh Hefner has reportedly asked the Olsen twins to pose for Playboy, after they rejected him four years ago when they were 18. Star Reports,

After striking out when the twins turned 18, Hugh tried again, hoping they would pose for Playboy's June issue to mark their 22nd birthday. "Hef thinks the twins are every young man's fantasy," an insider tells Star.

Every young man's fantasy? Yes... yes they are. If every young man fantasized about having sex with creatures from beyond the grave! But maybe they do... What do I know? I'm not very in touch with my age group. I'm kinda like Hef. While most 80 year olds spend their time having heart attacks and complaining about their joints, Hef has sex with buxom blondes and watches porn. While most 19 year olds have sex with buxom blondes and watch porn (And perhaps dream of having sex with corpse... things) I play with my Lego blocks. Laugh at me now, But when I become an engineer... Ka-Ching! I just need to find a university that will take me.

Mary Kate and Ashley Olsen, decided that releasing a range of expensive, easily breakable, female... things, wasn't enough. So now they've decided to shove their greedy little hands into the book business. The twins are publishing a coffee table book, Influence, through Penguin Young Readers Group. Us Magazine reports,

It will feature “the most interesting, challenging, creative people we know — the ones who helped pave the way for us and our generation,” Ashley said in a statement. Among them: shoe guru Christian Louboutin, actress Lauren Hutton, photographer Terry Richardson and writer Bob Colacello. “Ashley and I interviewed the people who have inspired us, with the hope that they will inspire and teach others,” Mary-Kate said.

Firstly... What's wrong with these two freaks? Why does one speak... and then the other... and then the first one again... and then the other... It's crazy! If any normal people did that they'd be labelled emotionally attached psycho's and told to see a psychologist for... like... forever. Secondly. I'm sure the book will be inspirational. I can't wait to be inspired by the "shoe guru" and "the photographer". One will tell me the exact shoes to wear when I go to the deans office to collect my expulsion letter, while the other can explain to me how to take the shot in the exact angle so that my tears don't show up that much. Screw you Tony Robbins! I have the Olsen Twins! Sure they won't help me make anything of my life, but at least I can look like the prettiest hobo in all the land.

It's reported that Ben Kingsley enjoys a "full on make-out session" with Mary-Kate Olsen in his new movie.The 63 year old has to make out with a women (girl?), young enough to be his grand daughter. A source says,

"It was a full on make-out session. They locked lips for ages. It was quite cringe-worthy to watch."

Tell me about it man. Watching an old guy make out with what is basically the corpse of a half (wo)man - half ape, would be cringeworthy for anyone. I assume this movie's a horror?