2007
Money can buy ANYTHING!!!
Posted by Thesman in Linda Evangelista, Salma Hayek
You know when people say “Money can’t buy you the important things in life”?. Yeah. They’re lying.
If you have enough money you can buy anything. Including the right to engage in sexual congress with a supermodel and the hottest thing to ever come out of Mexico, including that weird shaped Jalapeño I ate last week.
Meet Francois-Henri Pinault. Despite looking like an odd mix of a bulbous eyed freak and Frankenstein, Mr. Pinault, has managed to father Salma Hayek’s upcoming child as well as Linda Evangelista’s son, Augustin James. His other main achievement is being the son of a rich daddy.
Do you think I’m jealous? Because yes. Yes, I’m very very jealous. I feel like just grabbing that Jalapeño on my desk and grinding it between my teeth…
Oooh, Oooh, it burns so bad!!!
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