SoggyCornflakes - Celebrities

So looks like Leonardo DiCaprio again did not want to get married, which prompted girlfriend Bar Rafaeli to insist that she would never get married because she did not think that marriage was a useful institution. The supermodel says:

"The truth is I don't believe in marriage. A couple doesn't need a contract."

So once again, a supermodel shows a complete lack of understanding, morals or brain cells. I don't know whether this is National Supermodels Be a Dumb as Possible Week, but these gals are outdoing themselves. She's been dating Leo for a year, but if they survive a few more years, what happens when he wants to talk a walk? You wasted all those years with a guy who's not gonna stick around for the long run. So Bar is an idiot, she'll be another skinny supermodel with half a brain and a stupid name and psychologist Tigger is right again. She's always right. I rest my case.

Yeah, because as soon as you have issues, just chop your hair off...damn, I should be bald then.

Brazilian supermodel GISELE BUNDCHEN shaved off all her hair during a low point in her rocky relationship with actor LEONARDO DiCAPRIO. The sexy star - who dated the Blood Diamond actor on/off for five years - has lent her support to troubled superstar Britney Spears, who shaved off her long locks earlier this year (Feb07). Bundchen says, "It was not a fun time in my life - but I know the shame and torment Britney went through, when she cut all her hair off... "I immediately regretted my hasty decision and flew to Brazil to hide out with my family till it grew back. I'll never cut it again - I think my success as a model is down to my boobs and my hair."

Ummm, you're right about the first part Gisele. Let's just ask a few guys if they really worry about how your hair looks. As long as you have some, I'd say you're good...because bald girls are gross.

And it was not because they were a secret organisation of super-hot spies who had day jobs as lingerie models and she left because one of the spies thought that she was more beautiful than Gisele so Gisele quit in protest because the other model/spy didn't wanna mud wrestle to sort things out...though I'm sure lot's of guys imagine that. Not me though, I'm a girl, I can just think like a guy sometimes, it's a gift I have. Anyways, Gisele Bundchen left for a few reasons...like demands that she would never be on the same runway as Bar Refaeli (ex boyfriend Leo's new girlfriend), that she travel less and get paid more. Also, Victoria's Secret wasn't happy that Gisele put on weight after quitting cigarettes. Well, I guess a few extra pounds really do make a difference when you spend your day being mostly naked. But not everyone has to get naked to feel good...all you readers are hotter than Gisele without taking off your tops...and if you took them off, you'd be even hotter...like fire, or hot fudge, or me.

Reports suggest that actor Leonardo DiCaprio has proposed to his Israeli girlfriend Bar Refaeli and they are getting married in June. Hey, doesn’t her name sound like Rafael? Leonardo and Rafael, get it? Get it? Huh, do ya? Never mind, it’s obvious that you don’t watch Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles. Leonardo is said to have secretly reported to his girlfriend after going with her to Israel to meet her parents and they’re very happy with how he treats their daughter. Well, I guess having Leo as a son-in-law would be any parent’s dream, seeing as how she could have gotten together with a Jew like Jordan Bratman. They’re waiting until June so Bar can turn 22…by the way, what kind of name is Bar? “Hi, I’m Bar…wait, why are you laughing? No, my name really is Bar…will you please get that smirk of your face, No, my middle name is not Chocolate…WOULD YOU STOP LAUGHING?!?...I HATE YOU ALL!” and then she bursts into tears and runs to the bathroom to throw up, because that’s what models with funny names do.

Well, it's Titanic, just without the big ship. But it has lots of people dying, so YAY!!! A Hollywood disaster movie is being made this year, depicting the San Francisco Earthquake of 1906. Wow, and guess what? Leonardo DiCaprio is in it! And directors are hoping to cast Ziyi Zhang (Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon and Memoirs of a Giesha) as the female lead. So what more can I say about this? I hope no-one gets hurt in the movie...I hope Leo doesn't have any facial hair in the movie...I hope they put "My heart goes on" in the soundtrack, though I think that might be expecting a bit much.