Alec Baldwin

It’s normal parenting for kids to be called ‘pigs’ by their father’s. In fact, Dr Spock recommends it, so I don’t know why everyone’s getting so freaked out that Alec Baldwin swore his daughter over the phone. It’s called tough love, people!

So all those squares (otherwise known as courts of law) are now stopping Alec from seeing his 11-year-old brat daughter.

The actor was furious when Ireland - who lives with her mother Kim Basinger in Los Angeles - did not answer the phone when she knew he was due to call from New York. During the call, recorded on the girl’s answering machine, Baldwin, 49, ranted: “You are a rude, thoughtless little pig. You don’t have the brains or the decency as a human being. “I don’t give a damn that you’re 12 years old, or 11 years old, or that you’re a child, or that your mother is a thoughtless pain in the ass who doesn’t care about what you do as far as I’m concerned. “Once again I have made an ass of myself trying to get to a phone. You have humiliated me for the last time with this phone.” He then threatened to fly to LA “for the day, just to straighten you out on this issue”.

You know, my dad said something like that to me once. He said that I’m the sweetest daughter in the world and when I graduate, he’s going to buy me an Audi and a pet monkey because I’m so clever and charming. Then he said he loves me…come to think of it, that was nothing like what Alec said. Bad Alec! That’s no way to talk to your daughter! You don’t leave messages like that on the answering machine, that’s evidence. You go over there and smack the shit out of them…try not to leave bruises, okay?

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