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Nah, it’s not the countdown for the apocalypse, the new Pirates of the Caribbean movie or anything remotely cool like that. It’s the countdown for something we all knew was going to happen from day one…the end of Tom “Saviour” Cruise and Katie “What the hell is wrong with you, girl” Holmes.

Newindpress reports that Newsweek reported seeing Katie Holmes flirting with her Mad Money co-star Adam Rothenberg. Apparently, they were getting a bit more chummy than what was asked of them from the script.

A set insider said: “They shot a scene in which Adam wrapped his arms around Katie’s waist, then the two of them had an intimate discussion. They lingered after the director said cut, and it got everyone talking.” The insider added: “There’s definitely been some off-camera flirting. One day, Katie was touching Adam’s arm while they were talking, like girls do when they like somebody.”

Tom Cruise isn’t worried about these reports however, because he knew that at the end of the day, Katie would have to come home to him where he could brainwash her again. And what’s this about girls touching guy’s arms when they like them? What a stupid way to do things, especially when guys don’t take a hint. My tried and tested method? Jump on their backs screaming “I love you, I like you! Don’t ever leave me!” Then they’ll know that your interested.

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Tom Cruise has been busy with the “New York Rescue Workers Detoxification Project”…which was founded by Tom to help people who had developed lung problems after 9/11 when exposed to toxic waste. I’m not exactly what’s meant by toxic waste…does he think 9/11 was a nuclear holocaust which left traces of radioactive waste inside the firefighters? Does he think all that smoke caused liuttle alien eggs to be fertilized in the lungs of the victims? Yeah, I’m not making much sense, but neither is Tom.

Anyways, while Tom is out doing pointless crap, Katie took time off to connect with her family and friends at home in Ohio and even wants daughter Suri to start attending Catholicism classes…that won’t be pleasing old Tom, who probably wants Suri to learn the old testament, except in his version, there’s space overlords and he’s Jesus.

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We’ve all heard the stories, seen the pictures and listened to the hysterical wails coming from Tom Cruise’s house. Despite all this, some people still seem in denial that he isn’t trying to brainwash Katie Holmes into accepting his f***ed up cult.

Actress Jenna Elfman says that

“Honestly, do you have a great boyfriend or girlfriend? It’s not a big deal, right? You have fun hanging out, and you like talking and sharing your ideas. It’s exciting. That’s their relationship.”

I would like to point out that she is a fellow Scientologist, so no-one believes her. She’s lucky that people don’t kick her down and pee on her, because that’s what I do with people who believe in overlords and think that midget actors are saviors of their cult.

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