SoggyCornflakes - Celebrities

Sorry for the late update. I'm sure some of you must have been breathless with anticipation. The rest of you just went of to some other celebrity gossip site. In my humble opinion the "rest of you" group is disloyal, abandoning me for not updating quickly enough, just because I'm lazy and unreliable and there's someone better out there, you just jump ship? What will you do when dinner is late? Sleep with the neighbour's wife? For Shame!!! Anyway, it's a quick (single... shocking I know) post today. I have an exam tomorrow which I am determined to fail and I can't fail if I don't sleep... Because when I'm awake I feel guilty and start studying. Now Magazine is reporting that Pete Doherty's fellow junkie, Kate Moss, hates to waste. So she wore her 2700 Dollar Yves Saint Laurent jacket a whopping TEN times! Can you believe it? Ten frickin' times! I'm surprised it hadn't grown moss or something by then. Surely she should be given some sort of award by the WWF (Not the wrestling thing... The one with the panda logo) for her conservation efforts. You see? That's one of the main reasons I would make a terrible celeb. I mean, I've been wearing the same boxers since early October. I suppose technically I've only worn them once... but still. Apart from that I'm lazy and I hate people (I was about to add untalented, but than I realized that it seems to be a requirement for celebrity-ness these days)

Kate Moss is alleged to have gotten into a fight with singer Lily Allen, after Allen insulted Moss' close friend Courtney Love. A source told Britain's Daily Star newspaper:

"The trouble started when the pair met at the Groucho. Lily ran up to Kate, but after chatting amiably for a while she brought up the subject of Courtney and a row that had blown up between her and Kelly Osbourne. "She was ticking Courtney off in a light-hearted manner, but you could tell Lily meant it. "Kate certainly got that impression because she leapt to Courtney's defence. Kate's intensely loyal and told Lily that Courtney was a great woman. "Lily begged to differ, but luckily at that point staff noticed tempers were flaring and directed Lily and her friends to a separate lounge on a different floor."

It's great to see such close bonds in the fraternity of "drug addled whores". All you need is Lindsay Lohan and Paris Hilton and voila! You're set for a night of STD's and vomit.

We haven't heard much about Pete Doherty in a while, but that's only because he's too busy snorting and injecting things into his eyeballs. And he's doing that in rehab. Kate Moss visited him recently, where he lovingly presented her with a gift of a dead mouse attached to a brooch. Pete Darling, that seriously won't work on the catwalks. Pete, despite cheating on Kate, is supposedly still in love with her and the gift was a symbolic expression of his feelings, just in a slightly dead and gross way. A source says:

“Some people might find it disgusting but it’s still art, if in its extreme sense. Nobody baulks when Damien Hirst puts a shark in formaldehyde and this is very similar. It’s become the latest outlandish fashion statement in Manhattan but Pete is trying to emphasize how he feels without Kate - defeated, crushed and broken, like the dead animal.”

Or maybe he's saying that he's a rat? I think after rehab, a trip to the psychiatrist may be in order.

Kate Moss' former boyfriend, rocker Pete Doherty reveals he wants her back. The troubled Babyshambles rocker, who recently had another anti-heroin implant fitted to help him beat drugs, says Kate is a jealous "nasty old rag" but he still loves her. He says,

"Kate has broken my heart. There's been this lockdown and I can't get hold of her. This is the only way I can get through. I'm here to tell her that I love her. Kate is both jealous and suspicious. She is a nasty old rag and she kicked me in the head. But I love her because of the things she does in bed and because she is a multi-millionaire! When she finished our relationship in a blazing row I decided never ever am I going to go through that again."

And people wonder why Kate Moss fell for him? It's now blindingly clear that it was due to his charm and magnetism. And what a way to win her back! By calling her an old rag! If that doesn't work than he should try punching her in the groin, that'll definitely seal the deal! ... (But if it doesn't he can chuck her into a burning house... Aaah! Romance)

Brazilian model, Gisele Bundchen, topped Forbes 2007 list of richest models (Models who earned the most this year). She earned a staggering 33 million dollars. More than triple the earnings of second placed Kate Moss (who earned 9 million). The rest of the top 5 consisted of Heidi Klum ($8 million), Adriana Lima ($6 million) and Alessandra Ambrosio ($6 million). ... So... They get paid to publicly prance around in their underwear? But when I do it, suddenly it's all, "Put your clothes Back on" and "You dirty Pervert!". Where's the justice in the world?

Like being a loser isn't enough, Pete Doherty has proven himself to be a real jerk by cheating on girlfriend Kate Moss...which resulted in his break-up with the supermodel (who by the way, was declared one of the top 10 most beautiful women in the world by some delusional magazine). As the screwed up couple broke up, stories of Pete's infidelity and sex addictions have been revealed to Kate, who is apparently devastated by them. Ugly Pete is supposed to have spent a night with South African model Lindi Hingston (who in my opinion, is prettier than Kate...not that that constitutes as a reason to cheat on your girlfriend). Here's a comparative picture of the two. You decide who's prettier and then we can all contemplate why the universe is so screwed up.

First brunette Lindi Hingston, 29, told of her fling with the 28-year-old Babyshambles star which happened two weeks ago. Then Italian rock fan Lara Laghi, 21, also revealed that she had sex with Pete eight months ago when he was reportedly engaged to Kate. Model Lindi, who has dated Hollywood hunk Jared Leto, 35, and rocker Axl Rose, 45, fell for Pete after they met at a London club. She told pals: “I felt like I was cheating on Kate, but I just had to do it.” A friend revealed: “Pete told Lindi he was single. Lindi knew it was insane, but said it was a lot of fun. She said they had great sex.” Lindi’s pal added: “She does seem to really fancy Pete. She told me she has spoken to him on the phone many times this week. And she has agreed to meet him again.” Meanwhile Lara said Pete plucked her out of the crowd at a gig in Rimini, Italy, just 24 hours after Kate returned to the UK. She said: “From the moment we met, Pete made it clear he wanted sex. “He never mentioned Kate at all, despite the fact she had been with him just hours earlier. “I did feel a bit guilty about Kate but Pete was acting like she never existed. “When I asked him about her he just shrugged.”

Well, Lindi might be pretty, but there's no accounting for taste. Is this that theory kicking in, that a pretty girl will have ugly friends to make her look good? So supermodels all date crap like Pete, making them look way more gorgeous than they are. Wow, you know, my friends are really pretty and they...wait a second! Oh crap...