SoggyCornflakes - Celebrities

I've always thought of Kade Hudson as a boring sort... I think most of us did... Except maybe Owen Wilson. But yesterday she came out with one of the greatest celebrity quotes of all time. During an interview with Elle Magazine Hudson was asked about the Greys Anatomy star, to which she replied,

"Who is she? Oh, that girl in 27 Dresses? I just don’t think about that stuff.”

I have to applaud Kate Hudson. Heigl has to be the most untalented hack to ever hit Hollywood, no charisma, mediocre looks, below average acting. It feels good see her taken down a peg. I don't think I've seen a more epic burn since I went into my English class and my teacher asked me, "What the f*** are you doing here?" and I was all like, "Your mum". HAHAHAHAHAHA... umm... HAHAHAHAHA.... umm... Why aren't you laughing? Fine. Don't laugh. I guess you had to be there. Comedy snobs.

While Jessica Biel films another movie that will accentaute he ass and boobs, Justin Timberlake seems to be having a bit of fun with Kate Hudson. The two have been seen together lately and Life and Style reports,

Justin was spotted in early February having lunch at a Whole Foods Market in NYC with Kate Hudson. And on Jan. 11, Justin and Kate were seen at the new club Villa in Hollywood and reports circulated that they kissed.

I'll be honest and say I've never gotten Jessica Biel's appeal. Apart from her great ass of course. Her face is so-so and she's kinda built... beat-me-up built. So... I can understand why Justin Timberlake is doing this. Kate Hudson's hot... in a boobless way and she doesn't look like she can break a guy in half and she has a pretty face. A pretty face is important in a relationship. Sooner or later you're going to have to do it face to face, no matter what any porno tells you. So... Yeah. Well done JT.

Kate Hudson has called for the US Congress to pass laws that would make it illegal for paparazzi to photograph celebrity children without consent. The actress has a child with ex-husband, The Black Crowes singer Chris Robinson, and is fuming about the attention her kid recieves. She says,

"It bothers me, it bothers my parents. Ryder doesn't know what that is. He's four years old. It's aggressive, it's bizarre and it makes him self-conscious. And kids should always be kids, they should never be self-conscious of what they're doing. That should be illegal."

Self-conscious? A 4 year old? Really? I mean 4 year olds barely even know what's going on around them! It's not like they can report petty crimes like me people stealing their lunch money or identify me the criminal... What d'you mean they can? ... Shit. I have to go and make a couple of calls.

While there's still no official confirmation about what happened with Owen Wilson, the actor is still in hospital and he was well enough to release this statement.

"I respectfully ask that the media allow me to receive care and heal in private during this difficult time,"

And he said that to Reuters. Tell me, why do they get all the news and quotes. I know they're like this big news agency...oooh, but what about growing websites like ours? Someone tell us something too! All I hear about is how the neighbour's cat coughing up another hairball. And the queen of tact Kate Hudson has decided to come out with her new romance as her ex-boyfriend is in hospital and her soon-to-be-ex-husband is still moping around. Way to go girl, that's how women empower themselves. By being the worst organism known to man. The actress is going out with comedian Dax Shepard...He can't be funnier than me. No-one reaches the levels of self-debasement and self-hate like I do. Do you think people would pay attention to me if I pulled an Owen? Yes, I made up a new adjective. What you gonna do, huh huh?

So another celebrity couple bites the dust and a marriage was ruined for...well, nothing. Kate Hudson have officially split up...wait, not officially, but that's the news doing the rounds today. A source says that they are still good friends. Hmmm, I wonder how Kate feels that she broke her marriage up for a friend? Hollywood is so messed up.

I think...Lindsay Lohan is so not the cute, curvaceous girl she once was. Now she's a crackwhore of the highest order. So how she was named the "Hottest in Hollywood" by Life & Style magazine is beyond me. It's like naming my teddy the smartest dude since Einstein or renaming Paris Hilton Princess Diana. Those things just don't make any sense. Other people in the superlatives list are Kate Hudson for the shapeliest legs and Jessica Beil for the most athletic body. Matthew McConaughey got the award for the best pecs. And just for an excuse to put Jessica Alba in the list, she's the starlet with the shapeliest shoulders. Jeez, this is like the time in high school I got nominated for best legs and I wear pants!