SoggyCornflakes - Celebrities

While Jessica Biel films another movie that will accentaute he ass and boobs, Justin Timberlake seems to be having a bit of fun with Kate Hudson. The two have been seen together lately and Life and Style reports,

Justin was spotted in early February having lunch at a Whole Foods Market in NYC with Kate Hudson. And on Jan. 11, Justin and Kate were seen at the new club Villa in Hollywood and reports circulated that they kissed.

I'll be honest and say I've never gotten Jessica Biel's appeal. Apart from her great ass of course. Her face is so-so and she's kinda built... beat-me-up built. So... I can understand why Justin Timberlake is doing this. Kate Hudson's hot... in a boobless way and she doesn't look like she can break a guy in half and she has a pretty face. A pretty face is important in a relationship. Sooner or later you're going to have to do it face to face, no matter what any porno tells you. So... Yeah. Well done JT.

Britney Spears just keeps falling lower and lower, but I'm not talking about that...yet. Jamie Lynn Spears, Britney's small sister and now "the prettier sister" recently went with her dad to a Justin Timberlake concert. Awww sweet, my dad won't even take me to the cricket. So let's review: Britney Spears: Started out as the most desirable woman in the world...now mother of two, fat, alone and pathetic. Cannot keep underwear on or has a tendency to lose it just before photos are taken. Jamie Lynn Spears: Started out as cute and annoying, famous only because her sister was and often has Britney come in to fight her battles. Now still ok and doesn't hate her parents. Has to put up with the flack of having a cow as a sister. They should do a reality show together.

Executives at Britney's record label are unhappy with the troubled mother of two after she turned down a chance to work with former flame, Justin Timberlake, on a song that was written exclusively for her by producer Timbaland. A source tells Page Six,

"Listen, everyone is worried. In her mind, her album is done and she's done enough work ... She's an easy target right now, because she's ... sick. People like her are sick. It's like an anorexic who's sick in the head and needs help. She needs help. It's sad because what she's got - and we've heard it's like bipolar disorder - can easily be treated with medication, but she won't do it."

Why would Britney need help from Justin Timberlake on her new album? What with her being sexy and all... I mean who doesn't want to see a mother of two, who is probably 10 kilo's overweight, wheeze herself across the dance floor singing "I'm so sexy... so so so sexy". I think I did a little sex wee just thinking about it.

Justin Timberlake's girlfriend Jessica Beil says that she loves dating a bad boy, because there's always a chance that he'd cheat on you. Apparently she also likes to be tied up, peed on and have her heart ripped out through her throat...same thing, right?

"There's something about being with a guy who could cheat on you. It's pretty exciting."

Firstly, is she talking about JT, because the guy is as far from a bad boy as you can get. Secondly, what's wrong with you?! Does she honestly expect us to believe that your partner not being loyal to you is funny and exciting? Seriously chick, you need help.

More pointless news... Actress Jessica Biel says that she's attracted only to funny guys.

"Funny is key - funny, silly, someone who doesn't take themselves seriously, someone who can be ridiculous. That's the most attractive thing."

Weird, and she's dating Justin Timberlake...I never considered him very funny. But I bet she can make him cry...now that's funny.

I’m sure all of you wondering how Britney is planning to writer a book when she’s illiterate…I think she’s going to narrate it to someone, who’ll have to edit out the parts where she laughs hysterically or flashes the writer. But anyways, the “Toxic” singer is “writing” a tell-all book about her experiences and about all the people who are out to get her/take advantage of her fame/who she can blame for everything that’s gone wrong in her life. Some targets of hers are ex-boyfriend Justin Timberlake, whom she insists destroyed her self-esteem by cheating on her and declaring she was too fat to sleep with. She also targets her husband, saying that she was heartbroken and attempted suicide when she learned that he had married her for her fame and money. Her parents also get blamed with her mom being described “the stage mom from hell”. Oh man, I have no words…I mean, we all know Britney is a dumbass…but this is just taking it too far. It’s like Britney’s become a parody of herself and instead of acting like a mother-of-two, she’s morphed in Bozo the clown.

Before all you JT fans start yelling at me, I would just like to set the record straight. I'm not a feminist, while I'm a believer in women's rights, I don't see why we have to challenge men at everything. We know we're the best thing that ever happened to them, so why try and prove what everyone already knows. It's like me re-inventing the wheel...I'll just look stupid. Anyways, Justin Timberlake says that he broke up with Cameron Diaz because he couldn't commit to the relationship. Yeah, that makes perfect sense...I mean, the were only together a few years, that's nothing to commit to. The Post Chronicle reports:

Pop superstar Justin Timberlake finds it hard to maintain long-term relationships, because he's "still a man". The SexyBack singer - who split from Hollywood beauty Cameron Diaz last Christmas (06) - blames his non-committal attitude on his masculinity. He says, "As much as I've learned, I am still a man so I have some kind of learning disability. And women wouldn't have us any other way."

Yeah, we like our men as primitive as we can get them. If they drag us around by our hair, then that's just hot. Who needs a house? Girls love caves...just as we all love Justin!

Yeah, according to her, she's not having a relationship with Justin Timberlake and says its all media hype. The Singer broke up with girlfriend Cameron Diaz in the start of the year.

"We live in a world today where if two people are single - and one's a guy and one's a girl and they're both famous - you're going to be linked with somebody."

Why, aren't you a famous little woman?

Well, he does, but he doesn’t like it that the press talk about him and his relationships. Justin insists that his life is not a soap opera and shouldn’t be treated as such.

"I despise what they do. They create soap operas out of people's lives. "It's a spin game, and I choose not to take part in it."

Yeah, yeah, whatever Justin. You’re just a wannabe…I’m not sure what you wanna be, but whatever. Don’t make excuses and say you were high when you cried on Punk’d. Just admit it; you’re a little sissy boy.

Yeah Right, Britney Spears is a pain in the ass. Why did they force her into rehab when it’s obvious that she’s a sad little has-been, and no matter how hard Justin Timberlake tries, she will never reach the fame that she had? No matter how thin she gets, or how long her hair grows, she will always be remembered as the voluntarily-bald and disgusting fat chick who thinks its ok to walk around without a bra. Britney has been a pain in rehab, as she is a demanding, whiny and basically, a brat. My 8-year old sister has better manners than her.

A source said: 'She has been lashing out at her rehab facility, demanding special food and refusing to pick up after herself. She likes to get her way for everything. She does not see herself as a maid, so she demanded one.'

You know Brit needs? She needs to be let out, let K-Fed have her money and kids and go scavenge in the trash and fight with the hobo’s over who gets the biggest piece of raw meat. And guess what? Britney won’t win, she’ll starve to death and the world will be a better place.