I miss the good old days of diamonds. Now to express your love, you apparently have to scar yourself for life.

Jennifer Aniston is still trying desperately to prove to the world that she’s over Brad Pitt by scrawling random people’s names on her body. Ok, I’m kidding but you get the idea, after 2 weeks to 3 months of dating (depending on your source), Jennifer claims that she in desperately in love with boyfriend John Mayer and wants to prove this by getting matching tattoos.

“John had the idea that they should both have a ‘J’ tattooed in a secret place as that is both their first initial.”

“Jennifer is really keen on the idea but is going to wait a few months. He said she’s in great shape and her skin is like a baby’s bottom.”

You know, that phrase “Soft as a baby’s bottom” just screams of pedophiliac connotations. How do people know how soft a baby’s bottom is? Do they go around feeling up every toddler they see? That’s just wrong!

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