SoggyCornflakes - Celebrities

Seriously, I’m too lazy to paraphrase this, but ContactMusic reports:

HILARY DUFF is set to lash out at her GOOD CHARLOTTE rocker ex-boyfriend JOEL MADDEN and his girlfriend NICOLE RICHIE on her new album. The 19-year-old’s upcoming album, DIGNITY, is due out next month (APR07) and appears to touch on her feelings about her failed romance with Madden and his rebound relationship with Richie. The title track features lyrics including, “Where’s you dignity? I think you lost it in the Hollywood Hills. Can’t buy respect, but you can pick up that bill.” The barbed song goes on, “Always with Mr Right, but when you have a fight/Run into your friend’s ex, he’s happy to be your next/Tomorrow’s paper’s coming out so kiss him fast, watch the cameras flash.” Other tracks include GYPSY WOMAN and STRANGER, both of which seem to be aimed directly at Richie. Duff’s spokeswoman has confirmed some of the songs are about Madden and Richie. She tells RadarOnline.com, “She (Duff) has gone through a lot.” Meanwhile, another song on the new album, DREAMER, focuses on Duff’s problems with “a pair of Russian stalkers”.

Now lets talk about how sad Hilary is. I hate to have to do this, because she really is sweet and I think she’s the best from Hollywood girls her age, but that isn’t really saying much, because a 3-legged hermaphrodite called Porky with odour problems is better than those gals.

What else can I say? Hilary, you were too good for Joel, now get over it. If you don’t, I’ll start listening to Lindsay Lohan, and you wouldn’t want that, would you?

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