SoggyCornflakes - Celebrities

When Jessica Alba was 20 and engaged, her parents were seriously not impressed. They thought she was too young...and it may have had something to do with religion too, except Jess didn't care.

"I don't know (why I got engaged). I was a virgin. He was 12 years older than me. I thought he knew better. My parents weren't happy. They're really religious. They believe God wouldn't allow The Bible to be written if it wasn't what they are supposed to be believe. I'm completely different."

Ummm, I'm not sure if I get the last part. Where in the bible does it say that you can;t marry men 12 years older than you? The bible says alot of things...most of which I have no clue about...but still. God, I have no idea what I'm talking about! I'm off to bed, sweet dreams, and more crap tomorrow, as always.

Jessica Alba insists that she's not interested in how men look, but what's in their heads. As in, she prefers a guy who she can have a great conversation with rather than a hot actor. I guess that's why she's dating a director, since they are just full of wit and intellectually stimulating topics.

"I don't really have a type as such. Intelligence, kindness, a sense of humour - that's kind of it for me. "I don't really care that much about the physical. I see all the pretty boys I want when I'm working. I'd much rather have a great conversation with someone."

Yeah whatever Jessica, we all have a type. It can have variations but there is always a certain type of guy that a gal is attracted to. Though it's nice to see that she looks on the inside of a guy...I'd believe her more if boyfriend Cash Warren wasn't such a pretty-boy wannabe.

Apparently I have no control over the world and Jessica Alba will keep appearing in the news. Now there's reports emerging from sets that Jessica likes to play nurse and walks around with a medical aid kit, putting plasters and bandages on cast and crew...when there isn't anyone hurts, she just wraps herself in the bandages and scares people by pretending to be a low-budget mummy. Awww, that's kinda cute really, the nurse part I mean. It's like a little kid who knows he's going to be a doctor...except Jessica knows that she'll never be a nurse and she's a grown woman. She says she gets a kick out of it because she likes helping people. Well Jess, would you help me by not appearing on the news every second day?

Is it just me or is Jessica Alba appearing a bit too much on SoggyCornflakes? I'm gonna tone down the articles about her, just the last one for this week. Jessica Alba was at the world premiere of Fantastic Four: Rise of the Silver Surfer and a British journalist asked the beauty

"So you've got a bit of a Paris Hilton hairstyle going on in the film," Contactmusic quoted Sean, as saying. To this Alba replied: "I don't think it looks anything like Paris' hair actually." The actress was later overheard telling a publicist that Sean had gone a bit too far comparing her to the ‘jailbird’. "Was he telling me I look like a jailbird? That was just so out of order," she reportedly told the publicist.

Well, I haven't gotten around to watching the trailer for the movie yet, due to my disgustingly low bandwidth cap...seriously, that's what I get for living in a third-world country. I'm not sure if the great weather and nice people completely makes up for it. So I don't know if Jessica looks like Paris or not, and I kinda don't care. I'm hungry!

Jessica Alba did not have a good start in the world of romance, especially with kissing. At the age of 12, she had her first kiss, but it wasn't such fun as her partner had not brushed his teeth (EWWWWWWWW!). Her second kiss wasn't much better, at age 14 she had to kiss a 33 year old guy (Ewwwwwww!). No explanation to why she had to kiss a pedophile but I feel for her. For a while, she was completely put off by kisses, but now she's 100% happy with it, stating that boyfriend Cash Warren is a great kisser. Well, good for her. Guess every girl has to kiss a few frogs before she finds her prince...and no, i was not making a pun on Prince William...why do you have to analyse everything I write?

Well, we all want a prince for our perfect guy, but usually we don't mean that literally. Jessica Alba seems to think the perfect guy for her and father to her children isn't boyfriend Cash Warren, but Prince William.

"I always felt I had been born into the wrong family. I felt I should have been a royal."

Wow, that is just so humble of you Jessica. Well, since the prince is free, take your best shot at him.

I think...Lindsay Lohan is so not the cute, curvaceous girl she once was. Now she's a crackwhore of the highest order. So how she was named the "Hottest in Hollywood" by Life & Style magazine is beyond me. It's like naming my teddy the smartest dude since Einstein or renaming Paris Hilton Princess Diana. Those things just don't make any sense. Other people in the superlatives list are Kate Hudson for the shapeliest legs and Jessica Beil for the most athletic body. Matthew McConaughey got the award for the best pecs. And just for an excuse to put Jessica Alba in the list, she's the starlet with the shapeliest shoulders. Jeez, this is like the time in high school I got nominated for best legs and I wear pants!

Maybe there's hope for all you straight guys out there, because it looks like Jessica Alba doesn't think boyfriend of 2 and a half years Cash Warren is the guy that she wants to spend the rest of her life with.

"I'm not the easiest person to hang with. I'm away a lot, and it's an unconventional life. "But if I could find a partner, that would be best. I probably won't have kids without one. "My parents taught me about unconditional love, because you have your ups and downs, but you stick through it. I learned a lot from that, and I know that kind of love is possible. "My parents made a forever commitment, and I know that's what I want."

So good luck guys, may the best man win...or the one with the most money, depending on Jessica.

Back in 1998, when no-one knew the girl-actress Jessica Alba, she was treated inferiorly by Luke Perry and Tori Spelling on the hit show Beverly Hills 90210. She was contractually obliged not to make eye-contact with them or speak unless they spoke to her. Jessica wrote it off to say that some stars get big heads when they make it big, but I disagree. Stars are like idols (and I don't mean that they sing), they should be respected above all other professions. Scientists, doctors, engineers, those people are ants to the great entertainers that are actors. Now if you'll excuse me, I have to go spit on my "People" magazine.