SoggyCornflakes - Celebrities

While we continue to hear about Jesse Metcalfe moping and begging behind his ex-girlfriend Nadine Coyle of Girls Aloud, he says there's a different story behind it and his new tattoo has a new meaning for him. The actor and wannabe singer got a tattoo of his ex-girlfriend on his arm, showing her naked and lassoing a heart in front of sun shaped like Ireland...Do I really want to know what that surrealism is supposed to mean? But Jesse thinks we all need to know and here's what he says:

"It's not that I'm not over the break-up, it's just that I really wanted to remember what it felt like to be in that relationship so that I never really go there again. "Everyone has had their heart broken but this is just a reminder not to let it happen again. "I went through a hard break-up. Every tattoo is a memory. I chose to get that tattoo, especially with the heart on the arm, because I choose to wear my heart on my sleeve. "It fits with my personality. I really couldn't be happier with the tattoo. It's the best I have."

Now they're supposedly back together but you know my motto. Never trust the media...they take a story and distort it to serve their own agenda...which in my case is a plot to get rich and be mean while doing it. So this isn't a way of him having naked pictures of his gf around? Talk about lazy, he can't even close his eyes to imagine. So to memorize him never going through another relationship like that, he decided that the best way to deal with it was going right back in the relationship? Fight the fear man, fight the fear!

Seriously, someone should just put Jesse Metcalfe away. The guys turning into a stalker. He's so desperate to get ex-girlfriend Girls Aloud Nadine Coyle back that he'd do anything. On one hand, that's really sweet, on the other, it's really sad. Or maybe I'm just bitter that I can't get a boyfriend. But good thing I don't let it get to me. Crying myself to sleep shows that I don't let it get to me! But the two were seen together in Los Angeles on Friday and Jesse is supposedly begging Nadine to come back to him. Give it up dude, begging doesn't work. If you love someone, let them go and if they come back to you then they're yours, if not, they were neve--- screw it, that's all crap. My head hurts.

Just because a guy has more lotions than me doesn’t make him gay, right? He’s just metrosexual…which means you’re gay without the sex. Yes, I’m crass, I know. But whatever, two big metrosexuals are going to be able to taste forbidden fruits when David Beckham and Robbie Williams play a gay couple on Desperate Housewives. Marc Cherry, the creator of the series, says:

"David and Robbie are perfect to star as the new neighbours' best friends; the gorgeous, eccentric couple flown over from Blighty (Britain). We haven't had that kind of wow for the wives since Jesse Metcalfe left and we want it to cause such a stir when they turn out to be together.” “David's keen, but though the obvious choice was to work with Tom Cruise, we wanted someone who matches him in height and well, Britishness, so Robbie is the one,” “They're both funny, game for a laugh and ridiculously macho, so it should work wonderfully... the English are pitch-perfect for sending themselves up.”

I wonder if Cherry being gay has anything to do with his latest couple on the block. And dude, you’re seriously delusional…David might be good-looking and Robbie is also hot (to some), but watching two guys make out…doesn’t turn on any woman. So please, don’t put your own fantasies in the show and pretend you’re doing it for us. Though I wonder…who’s the ‘man’ in that relationship?

It's always so so so adorable when a guy finds a girl that he really cares about and he won't let her go without a fight. Dammit, I hate guys like that, it reminds me of my own really-caring-guy-friend lacking life. Seriously, it's so bad, even my ex-online boyfriend stood me up. Could things get any worse? Anyways, the adorable guy I'm talking about here is actor Jesse Metcalfe, who's been miserable and low since ex-girlfriend Girls Aloud singer Nadine Coyle dumped him for supposed infidelity. Jesse says:

"I have to persuade Nadine that I didn't cheat on her. I was always faithful and I never cheated. Those girls that I was photographed with meant nothing to me. I would never betray Nadine. "I still love her and it is my dream we get back together soon." "I'm only here for a week, but I don't think Nadine will see me right now. It's sad. I have given up drinking. I have been 100 per cent sober for three-and-a-half months now."

Awww, this is the part where everyone goes "Awww". Go "Awww", i said Go!

Apparently, Girls Aloud singer, Nadine Coyle has dumped boyfriend Jesse Metcalfe (of Desperate Housewives fame) because she saw him cuddling up to a mystery woman.

"I`m not the kind of girl to put up with nonsense like that. I`ll meet the right person when the time is right. I`m disappointed but what can you do?"

That's so brave of you Nadine. I'm glad you could face up to the fact that I stole your man. It was nothing personal, he's just too hot. When I'm done with him, you can have him back. No hard feelings, right? I'm so going to hell.

Because his girlfriend was threatening to leave him if he didn't get help for his sex addiction...wait, alcohol problem. They're about the same thing, right? Except for the sex addiction, you just wanna have sex all the time...and with the alcohol addiction, you can't have any sex at all because you couldn't perform even if you wanted to...ok, come to think of it, those two things are nothing alike. Anyways, Jesse Metcalfe (Desperate Housewives, John Tucker must Die) was persuaded by his girlfriend Nadine Coyle to get help because she couldn't bare to see him doing this to himself :

"Jesse is getting help. I'm just glad he has realised he couldn't go on the way he was. It was hurting me to see him do that to himself. I'm going to be there for him and do all I can to help but at the end of the day, Jesse has to make the decision to stop on his own."

Yeah, I agree with Nadine, doesn't Jesse realise that hot guys like him are so vulnerable when they're drinking? Any girl can look hot after a few drinks, and the same applies to ugly guys. That's why I don't drink, I don't want to be taken advantage of, the world is full of ugly men.

You know, when I read the headline “Desperate Housewives Star enters Rehab”, I honestly thought it was Teri Hatcher or Eva Longoria. Teri could have turned to alcohol because she finally realised how terrible she looks of screen and wanted to numb the pain, and Eva could have started drinking because she was short…and short people get drunk after one glass, something to do with having so little blood, or such small feet…or some equally plausible theory made by Mr. Dude aka the big white bear that sleeps with me…and I don’t mean sleep like that! Sick perverts! The 28-year old actor, famous for playing gardener John in the hit TV show, has entered himself into a rehab facility to deal with alcohol issues, because he realised he has a problem and wanted to deal with it as soon as possible, after stories emerged that he had spent four consecutive days partying at Hollwood’s Mondrian Hotel. My stories today seem to be drinking related…Alcohol is bad, people! It makes you do things that you normally wouldn’t do…like eat anchovies…or kiss your cousin…or hitting on the guy with the harelip and uni-brow because he’s so damn hot!